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Don't Hotbox Your Car if Your Two-Year-Old Is in the Backseat
Max Read · 12/02/11 02:53PMKiddie Corner: Yes, Kids, Santa's Phone Number is 911
Max Read · 11/30/11 10:12AMToday in Police Brutality: 5-Year-Old Cuffed and Charged with Assault
Seth Abramovitch · 11/30/11 04:33AMMichael Davis is a hyperactive 5-year-old diagnosed with ADHD who frequently gets into fights at school. His mother calls him an "energetic, loving, good kid" who is misunderstood by school administrators at Rio Calaveras Elementary of Stockton, California. They disagree, frequently complaining to his divorced parents that he is a discipline problem. When the school didn't see any improvement, they took matters in their own hands, and invited a police officer to the school to scare Michael straight.
Patti LaBelle Sued For Getting Into Screaming Match with Toddler
Seth Abramovitch · 11/16/11 03:43AMLady Marmalade, The Soul of Philadelphia, the one, the only, Miss Patti LaBelle: Get your kids the fuck away from her. That's the only reasonable takeaway, really, from a lawsuit filed against the singer by a family who lived in the same, Trump-owned tenement structure on the Upper West Side as LaBelle.
Insane Parents Now Buying and Selling Chicken Pox Lollipops
Max Read · 11/05/11 04:46PMMichelle Obama Engulfed by Seething Horde of Children
Hamilton Nolan · 10/12/11 09:00AMPee Wee Cage Fighting Takes England By Storm
Seth Abramovitch · 09/22/11 01:57AMHere's footage shot on Sept. 10 at the Greenlands Labour Club in Lancashire, England, where an enterprising promoter had the inspired idea to pit two, bloodthirsty 8-year-old boys against one another in a cage fight battle royale. You call it a brutal form of child exploitation; they see it as their only ticket out of council flats. Watch in amazement as these scrappy young chavs and/or future looters get their first taste of young blood, then proceed to gut-kick the crap out of one another until one is declared victor and the other breaks down in tears. There is no crying in Pee Wee Mixed Martial Arts Fighting, children! Well, OK. Maybe there's a little crying. [Daily Mail, BBC]
Even Kids Think 'Planking' Is Stupid
Matt Cherette · 09/20/11 08:02PMThis summer, "planking"—lying face down in an unusual spot while someone takes a picture of you—quickly became a popular internet meme, then a deadly-and-possibly-racist meme, and then, finally, an old meme. And while you'd think that, if anyone, planking would be a hit with the pre-teen set, this new "Kids React" video from the Fine Brothers shows that even children think it's ridiculous and stupid. [via YouTube]
Boat Dad on Throwing Kid Overboard: 'I Was Trying to Kill My Son'
Maureen O'Connor · 08/31/11 11:56AMThrowing your annoying kid off a barge isn't funny. Explaining why you threw your kid off a barge, however, is a great opportunity for jokes! Here is Sloan Briles, the Californian charged with felony child endangerment after throwing his 7-year-old off a sightseeing boat, explaining himself to a local news station.
Bird Flips Bird in Growing Kiddie Pic Epidemic
Richard Lawson · 08/23/11 01:51PMYoung Mom Gets Two DUI's in Three Hours
Maureen O'Connor · 08/18/11 05:20PMComment of the Day: A New Nightmare Nursery Rhyme
Richard Lawson · 08/02/11 05:59PMPageant Mom Outraged at 'Best Personality' Award: 'I Didn't Understand Why'
Maureen O'Connor · 08/02/11 12:13PMCar-Driving 5-Year-Old Almost Makes It
Richard Lawson · 07/22/11 11:54AMChild Bride Courtney Stodden and Creepy Old Husband Give Weirdest Interview Yet
Maureen O'Connor · 07/21/11 01:02PMEvery time we try to look away from 51-year-old Lost actor Doug Hutchison and 16-year-old country singer Courtney Stodden, their freakshow antics suck us back in. In a new E! interview, they pass a Yorkie back and forth, rubbing noses and giggling about Courtney losing her virginity. "He's a tiger," Courtney teases, moving in for a hug. "You're so bad," Doug replies, burying his face in her chest.
Harvard Experts Suggest Rounding Up All Fat Kids and Putting Them in Foster Care
Brian Moylan · 07/13/11 04:41PMRestaurant Bans Children Under Six
Seth Abramovitch · 07/13/11 01:08AMPeople may be having fewer children than ever before, but have you noticed that the ones they are having keep gravitating directly to you — screaming through transatlantic flights, filling their diapers on crowded subways, whipping silverware at your head during romantic meals, etc.? Well, one man has, and he's decided to do something about it. McDain's, a driving range-side eatery in Pennsylvania, has instated a new policy: No more kids under six.
Octomom Unleashes Babies, Mayhem on Today Show
Maureen O'Connor · 07/08/11 11:14AMA neurotic, motormouthed Octomom unleashed her children on the Today Show, and the result was complete mayhem. Above, Ann Curry chases down a runaway octobaby while another attempts electrocution by stage light. It's like watching someone tip over a giant bucket of marbles on a dancefloor.