Every time we try to look away from 51-year-old Lost actor Doug Hutchison and 16-year-old country singer Courtney Stodden, their freakshow antics suck us back in. In a new E! interview, they pass a Yorkie back and forth, rubbing noses and giggling about Courtney losing her virginity. "He's a tiger," Courtney teases, moving in for a hug. "You're so bad," Doug replies, burying his face in her chest.

Their marriage has "captivated the nation," Courtney says between obsessive-compulsive orgasm faces. "Lighted a match," Doug adds. "Inferno." His career is hot, too. The duo is shopping a reality show, "courted by producers, directors, agents, record executives—"

"Screenplays," the child bride interjects. "Publishers," her middle-aged husband concludes. "So, as far as a career-killer? No, I don't think love is a career killer." [E!]

Previously: Get to Know Courtney Stodden, Child Bride of That 51-Year-Old Guy from Lost