Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. This is our occasional, old-school compilation. Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; send yours to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; send yours to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and vigilantly posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. Send yours to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. This is our occasional, old-school compilation.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. Send your celeb-hunting adventures to tips@gawker.com.

We've spent the past week digesting this William Powers article in the National Journal regarding how big, austere daily papers justify covering celebrity "news." Powers's point is that even though celebrity crap is one of the most sought-after news products, big papers keep it at arm's length for decorum's sake. They also don't have the resources, personnel, or professional desire to assiduously track an eternally moving, churning target like celebrity news. However, when a celeb story gets so huge that virtually everyone is talking about it, ignoring such a topic begins to look willful, elitist, or even ignorant. So assuming one can at least stay above the fray of breaking celebrity news and scoops, how do you appear engaged with popular culture while not actually deigning to cover it? That's easy. You just cover the coverage.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. Send yours to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; this is our occasional, old-school compilation. Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our completely ironic Gawker Stalker Map. Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; this is our occasional, old-school compilation. Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by New Yorker-sensibility-offending readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; send yours to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; this is our occasional rundown, OG-style. Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers — who may be hallucinating given the extreme conditions — and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. Send yours to tips@gawker.com.

If you've ever wanted to paw through the real-estate records of prominent New Yorkers foolish enough to conduct business under their own names, here's your chance. Curbed points out that documents relating to the sale and ownership of co-op apartments — formerly a mysterious, private affair — have abruptly turned up online. Thrill to Jerry Seinfeld's actual signature on his UCC3 termination! No idea what that means, but with a little digging, you can match up real-world events with documentary parallels — as a tipster notes, here's the evidence of Billy Crudup paying off Mary-Louise Parker to the tune of $1,487,359.33 after ditching her for Claire Danes. Or perhaps you'd prefer to gaze lovingly on Ann Coulter's most recent mortgage? And of course, there's Jeffrey Epstein's West End pad (at least we think it's though sadly not "our" Jeffrey Epstein). Much more, but there are only so many hours in the day. Find anything else particularly interesting? Let us know.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; this is our occasional, old-school compilation. Send your starfucking encounters to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. Send yours to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map; send yours to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted regularly to our Gawker Stalker Map. This is our occasional, old-school compilation. Send your sightings to tips@gawker.com.

Sightings are sent in by readers and posted to our Gawker Stalker Map. Send yours to tips@gawker.com.