cats

Adam Weinstein · 02/11/14 04:39PM

Oilmen have quietly obtained government permission to drill the holy shit out of the habitat of the endangered Florida panther. There are an estimated 100 to 160 panthers left in America. But there are something like 150,000 Hummer H2s, so, you know, sorry, big cats!

Fat Cat's Attempted Jump Ends in Hilarious Failure

Taylor Berman · 02/10/14 09:37AM

This past December, Skimbles the cat sat perched on his owner's table, just yawning and doing cat things, when something caught his eye by the window. Skimbles thought about it and then leapt, making it... about two inches before crashing to the ground. Better luck next time, Skimbles.

Kyle Chayka · 02/03/14 11:51PM

A 24-year-old French man was caught on video hurling a defenseless ginger kitten at the side of an apartment building. The five-month-old feline, named Oscar, survived with only a broken leg, but Farid Ghilas faced two years in prison and a $40,000 fine. "I don't know whose idea it was to film it," he said.

​This Is the World's Best Skateboarding Cat

Taylor Berman · 01/21/14 11:45AM

Meet Didga, a cat from Australia (do not hold that against him) who is also an expert skateboarder. Watch as Didga rides his skateboard—which has a name (Ollie) for some reason—all around his hometown, jumping over and onto things like: a bench, a sidewalk, a tree, and even a Rottweiler! Not bad (for a cat).

Bad Cat Runs Brooklyn Now

Caity Weaver · 10/07/13 05:11PM

Life in one Brooklyn neighborhood has turned into a treacherous, exhausting, Kafkaesque waking nightmare for residents due to the fact a cat is there, according to local reports.