Cute Cat Caught Smuggling Cannabis Into Moldovan Prison
Guards in a Moldovan prison grew increasingly suspicious of a small grey and white cat they had recently seen repeatedly entering and exiting a small hole in a prison fence. When they caught the cat and inspected its novelty-sized collar, they found bags of cannabis.
Authorities are searching for the trainer of the drug mule cat, who, in accordance with Moldovan law, will be executed for smuggling contraband (just kidding.... it can avoid prosecution by giving up its trainer. Betrayal is second nature to cats, anyway).