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Why Are Americans So Much Fatter Than Canadians?
Richard Lawson · 03/02/11 03:56PMDespite having a diet that consists solely of french fries with gravy, weird bacon-ham, and moose brains, Canadians are still significantly less obese ("less obese" is where we're at these days, "skinnier" went out the window long ago) than their neighbors to the south. Namely, us. Yes, a study released today shows that 34% of Americans are obese versus 24% of Canadians. What gives?
Canada Sprayed Teens with Agent Orange Until the 80s
Jeff Neumann · 02/25/11 05:27AMAfter a Toronto Star investigation, the Canadian government has acknowledged that it used Agent Orange — the same cancer- and birth defect-causing chemical used by the U.S. military to clear the jungles of Vietnam — to clear brush from roadsides in Ontario between the 1950s and 1980s. Yes, until the fucking 80s!
What Are the World's Most Livable Cities?
Brian Moylan · 02/21/11 04:50PMBieber Lets His Pro-Life and Pro-Canada Freak Flags Fly
Maureen O'Connor · 02/16/11 12:14PMCanadian Border Less Secure than Mexican Border
Max Read · 02/03/11 01:19AMWhat It Looks Like to Almost Get Creamed by a Semi
Max Read · 01/23/11 08:50PM8 Arrested for Bizarre Disguised Illegal Immigration Plot
Adrian Chen · 01/12/11 11:46PMFind This Couple's Dog and They'll Name Their Firstborn After You
Matt Cherette · 01/12/11 02:18PMDoug and Sara Cannon are a Canadian couple who lost their Bernese mountain dog, Molly Jane, last week. They're so desperate to get the pet back that they're offering to name their firstborn child after whoever finds her. Watch inside.
Eight Arrested Over Disguised Passenger
Max Read · 01/10/11 12:01AMWatch Canadians Throw 23,096 Stuffed Animals Onto a Hockey Rink
Adrian Chen · 12/16/10 09:36PMAmong the many varied traditions of peoples all over the world, throwing 23,096 stuffed animals onto a hockey rink has go to be one of the two or three dumbest. But it looks pretty impressive.
Canada's Ponzi Scheming 'Pigeon King' Arrested
Jeff Neumann · 12/03/10 05:24AMMontreal Teacher Caught Giving Kids Test On Penis Size
Richard Lawson · 12/02/10 01:56PMYour Guide to Canada's Favorite Anti-American Primetime Dramas
Adrian Chen · 12/01/10 10:27PMNew Genetically Modified 'Botox Apples' Won't Turn Brown
Jeff Neumann · 11/29/10 05:30AMWikileaks Release to Cause Mad Drama Between U.S. and Allies
Max Read · 11/25/10 12:07PMMan Eats Cookie to Dodge Hardball Questions
Christopher Han · 11/22/10 02:01PM"Can you explain why you won't stop and talk?" "I'm eating a cookie!" It's got something to do with Alberta health services, but this man's voice is priceless.
Canada's Jersey Shore Copycat Will Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
Brian Moylan · 11/09/10 03:52PMOh, Canada. They're always so smug and convinced they can outdo the U.S. But when it came time to formulate a Canadian version of Jersey Shore, they got all PC, casting people of different ethnic backgrounds. Know what? It's worse.