• Hey New York City, meet Myspace user ~Luke~! He hopes to move out of Des Monies and make it here someday! [fast hugs]
  

• Cleaner subways! [2nd ave sagas]
  

• Great rack, Einstein! [Heaneyland]
  

• A woman comes home with her date to find her eyeless, yes eyeless, black cat playing with a tampon. We're in love. [wired berries]
  

• Here's a post about Carlos Mencia being offensively racist. Where's the post about him being offensively unfunny? [why don't we get drunk and blog?]
  

• Kids are talking, parents aren't listening. [overheard in ny]
  

• A history of user feedback on the Internets. [Ftrain]
  

• Finally! A Blogger Code of Common Sense! [hot johnny]
  

• Chuck Palahniuk claims another "victim" with his gross-out short-story, "Guts." How 2004. And fake. [pink india ink]
  

• We won't lie, it's a huge bummer for a little kid to finally realize that the bologna he's eating was once a cute, little, oink oinking Wilbur... [the ugly volvo]
  

• A whole blog dedicated to the dizzying matrix of horror and incompetence that is Duane Reade? We'll take it! [i hate duane reade]
  

• New punk rock capital of America: Myrtle Beach? [fishbowl ny]
  

• This installment of the "Mets Update for Girls" works so well because it doesn't attempt to explain anything about the game of baseball (or the Mets really). [brooklyn skeptic]
  

• "Jungle" is not an adjective we'd use when describing bi-racial booty. [cajun boy in the city]
  

• Why didn't we know about this sooner? Ladies, it's throb-on central! So don't say we didn't warn you. [hot chicks with douchebags]
  

• Mmmm... brittle, tasteless crackers for seven days. Happy Passover! [fast hugs]
  

• No one enjoys Match Game as much as us. Viva la Brett Somers! [the tomato diaries]
  

• Manhattan Mini-Storage's AD campaign is really serving up the truth. We think? [metblog nyc]
  

• For just $40, Mel Lafsky of Opinionistas fame will teach you to blog. Careful, she's sort of a feminist! [Opinionistas]
  

• Whether or not your dreams are your ticket out, this seems like a remarkably labor-intensive idea. [Ironic Sans]