Kids are talking, parents aren't listening. [overheard in ny]
A housewarming party thrown by a Burning Man devotee? Woof! Don't forget your mescaline, glow sticks and Sculpey clay! [low concept]
A devilish experiment involving Craigslist missed connections and hipster love conducted by world-renowned cultural anthropologist, Dr. Cajun Boy, M.D. [cajun boy in the city]
Seeing how the charges were dropped, like, seven minutes ago, is it too early for the Duke Lacrosse Player Dating Game? [you can't make it up]
Here's a great podcast of Kurt Vonnegut reading from Breakfast of Champions in 1970. [92Y]