• Band manager discovers that we're all a little emo. Apparently she can't get over her ex-boyfriend in the same way we can't get over her line about a Linkin Park album being brilliant. [disappear here]
  

• Here is a picture of a 95-year-old grandma with a horn growing out of her head. [z.madison ]
  

• News stories about homosexuals are designed to drive the gays crazy. [World Class Stupid]
  

• In honor of the ANTM finale tonight, here is a still from last week's episode. [lol gay]
  

• Ten books assured to creep out fellow commuters. [trybecca]
  

• To Bee or Not To Bee? Sorry. It's Friday. [midwesterner in nyc]
  

• "Find the Outcast" advertising. Thumbs up, N.Y.U. [copyranter]
  

• Admit it, you secretly want cystic fibrosis to succeed. [Banterist]
  

• Fun ways to die! [rubber buns and liquor]
  

• People in Vietnam are trying to get Human Rights status for a chimp. Maybe they should try doing that for some of their own citizens first? [associated content]
  

• If you can't avoid Times Square, the only thing to do while in NeonPanicLand is drink tons. [lost city ny]
  

• Copyranter, the man who hates bad ads, is on vacation in Paris. Apportez sur le snark! [copyranter]
  

• Repeatedly dating people with the same first name. Plus: It's a surefire way to eliminate that awkwardness after you've called out your ex's name in bed. Minus: You have O.C.D. [trybecca]
  

• Being an all-star track bike polo player. [razor apple]
  

• Community-building office experiment results in actual community! [the company bitch]
  

• All about Paris Hilton's innards. [gothamist]
  

• TOYGERS! [corporate casual]
  

• Yesterday it was old-school Nickelodeon shows; today it's important films like Mallrats, Reality Bites and Empire Records. [this girl called automatic win]
  

• The new Landmarc opens in the Time Warner Center. Obligatory review follows. [love bites]
  

• American Apparel does dark things to women, esteem. [trybecca]