• Hey New York City, meet Myspace user ~Luke~! He hopes to move out of Des Monies and make it here someday! [fast hugs]
  • Fact: Cats love toilets more than they like being set on fire. [a high class jackass]
  • So, we thought you died if your blood alcohol level was over .45? In all fairness, we believed all sorts of cautionary tales growing up. Like how if you joke around in church, God kills your dog. [everything is wrong with me]