A whole blog dedicated to the dizzying matrix of horror and incompetence that is Duane Reade? We'll take it! [i hate duane reade]
Shaving your face during the morning subway commute is pretty gross, but everyone is so busy lately! Who has time to shave at home? [the three-toed sloth]
We are collecting the "Ultimate Blog Clich " tariffs. And this blogger is in violation of Code 20A—complaining about people not moving fast enough while commuting (this only applies to bloggers in the 5 boroughs) and Code 20A-A—acknowledging said clich and apologizing for it. You owe Gawker $37.75 and have been placed on a three day posting suspension. [midwesterner in nyc]
