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"I'm Here to Feed the Pigs": Hero Hurls Raw Sausage and Bacon at Cops
Aleksander Chan · 01/16/15 01:52PMWoman Arrested for Throwing Raw Meat at Cops: "God Told Me To"
Hudson Hongo · 12/27/14 04:00PMDamn, That Pork Meat Is Expensive as Hell Now!
Hamilton Nolan · 08/05/14 10:53AMPig Refuses to Be Bacon, Jumps From Truck En Route to Slaughterhouse
Aleksander Chan · 06/12/14 07:46PMIt is in the face of death that we all learn what we are truly made of. If you were, for example, a pig being taken to slaughter, would you attempt to jump from the truck as it speeds down the highway, the driver salivating just at the thought of you being turned into bacon? Or would you embrace death, letting those final moments of life wash over you and calm you before your throat is slit? One brave pig dared to jump.
I Can't Stop Looking at This Slow-Motion Bacon Explosion GIF
Dayna Evans · 04/19/14 02:00PMWoman Named Crispi Tried to Burn Ex's House Down with a Pound of Bacon
Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/27/14 09:00PMBacon and Baseball Wed in Broiest of Ceremonies
Dayna Evans · 02/24/14 09:04PMMax Rivlin-Nadler · 11/16/13 11:19AM
Centenarian Says the Secret to Living a Long Life is Bacon
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/08/13 08:30AMAfter years of listening to centenarians rave about the wonders of Greek yogurt and steam rooms one little (really) old lady has finally conceded that life's only true fountain of youth is bacon.
Nitasha Tiku · 04/25/13 02:55PM
Bacon-Flavored Condoms Filled With “baconlube” Exist
Taylor Berman · 03/28/13 09:30PMWhile Bill Gates was offering a small fortune for a condom that "feels good," the bro-y entrepreneurs at J & D's were busy creating a condom that tastes like bacon. What's more, the condoms feature something called "baconlube." If you have any concerns about the quality of these condoms or questions about what exactly "baconlube" is, here you go:
Here's How Much Bacon and Sausage You Can Eat Without Getting Cancer
Maggie Lange · 03/07/13 10:15AM22 Terrible Things That Must End in 2013
Cord Jefferson · 12/11/12 05:35PMFor all of humanity's greatness—the pyramids, the Hoover Dam, our capacity to love—human beings have proven ourselves quite capable of doing truly disgusting things, also, including waging wars, acting upon greed, and wearing those godforsaken toe shoes. In an effort to build a more just, rational, and aesthetically pleasing future, here is a list of 22 things Gawker is banning in 2013. At the stroke of midnight on December 31, be sure to either immediately stop doing the actions listed here, or, if it's an object that's being banned, a toe shoe, perhaps, incinerate it in a trash can. The civilized world thanks you!
Everybacon Calm Down: We're Not Going to Run Out of Bacon
Caity Weaver · 10/01/12 01:10PMAfter British reports of upcoming bacon shortages last month led people whose whole identity is defined by the fact that they enjoy bacon and even sometimes consume it in unexpected ways -like chopped into tiny pieces and inserted into a chocolate bar- to begin selling off choice plots in the family cemetery lot in exchange for packages of frozen hog hash, American agricultural economists have stepped forward to soothe us all.
The End is Nigh: Britain's National Pig Association Says 'Unavoidable' Global Bacon Shortage on Its Way
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/25/12 07:45AMNick Offerman Professes His Love for Bacon Through Sizzling Slam Poetry
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/19/12 02:55PMSoCal Burger Chain Introduces the 'Merica Burger: 100% Ground Bacon
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/06/12 08:31AMBurger King Unveils Bacon Sundae That, Unbelievably, Did Not Already Exist at Burger King
Caity Weaver · 06/12/12 06:09PMBacon, Kate Upton, and Other Things You Can't Make Fun of On Twitter
Drew Magary · 05/11/12 04:23PMI've dicked around on Twitter long enough to be able to have a composite persona of it in my head. If Twitter were a person, it would look like a hipster and it would like hipster music, but it would fucking HATE hipsters. It would be socially liberal, but it would totally respect Ron Paul for being genuine about his nutjob views. It would constantly be arguing with itself as to whether or not it liked watching "Girls." And it would come after you with a claw hammer to the face if you dared to rail against the following subjects.