I Can't Stop Looking at This Slow-Motion Bacon Explosion GIF
Just as Moses parted the Red Sea, a man with only a serrated knife and a spatula pulled apart a log of glossy animal innards to reveal the stuffed detritus of several other animals, like if only one section of your thigh was removed, making a stump on both ends, spackled with goo and blood.
The BACON EXPLOSIONâ„¢ comes from BBQAddicts.com, and has a recipe (bacon, pork sausage, cheddar, some other bacon), if that's your kind of thing. But for the true legends, watching this GIF over and over again is sustenance enough.