australia

Hamilton Nolan · 10/29/13 04:06PM

Australia is now the proud home of the world's most unattractive cigarette packaging.

Swino, the Beer-Stealing, Cow-Fighting Australian Pig, Is Dead

Camille Dodero · 10/07/13 02:10PM

Swino the feral pig was a happy drunk. An Australian boar who roamed free among the Pillbara wilds, he managed to live an undetected hobo's existence for years, sleeping under the stars and feasting on strangers' trash until one fateful evening, when Swino embarked on a bender few men could match. In one night, the hog stole 18 beers, rumbled with a cow, and swam a glorious victory lap in a nearby river, all for the benefit of bemused spectators.

Murdoch’s Ex-Wife Is a Chinese Spy Says Animatronic Dinosaur Guy

Lacey Donohue · 09/05/13 10:41PM

It’s been a big year for Australian millionaire Clive Palmer. He decided to build a replica of the Titanic. He also announced the addition of an animatronic dinosaur park to his Coolum resort, complete with a T-Rex named “Jeff.” And, if polls are any indication, he might see his political party—the Palmer United Party—secure a Senate seat in Queensland in Australia’s upcoming elections.

Politician Blows Pastor's Mind With Powerful Defense of Gay Marriage

Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/05/13 08:53AM

It's not every day that you hear a seasoned politician, much less the leader of a major party, publicly defend same-sex marriage against the dogmatic antagonism of a fundamentalist Christian pastor, especially in the United States.

Australia's Sarah Palin Is Even Dumber Than Ours

Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/08/13 10:13AM

A woman hoping to represent the ultranationalist One Nation party in next month's Australian federal election could be disqualified if convicted of charges stemming from an anti-Muslim vandalism campaign she participated in recently.

Here Is a 99-Page Guide to One Highly Organized Australian Man's Dick

Caity Weaver · 08/01/13 12:30PM

There once was a ripped, huge-dicked, extremely attentive, highly organized young man from Australia who was frightfully eager to find the woman of his dreams (within a 50 km radius of his home). To that end, he drafted a 99 page guide (to himself, his life, his future wife; his quirks, his tics, his eleven-inch dick; his orgasms, his bed, his "Fat Cock Head") and emailed it to potential girlfriends in advance of their first date.

19-Foot Python Breaks Into Australian Thrift Store

Taylor Berman · 07/10/13 08:53PM

Police in Australia investigating a presumed burglary at a thrift store thought it was odd that there was a large hole in the store's ceiling and a pile of vomit-like liquid on the ground. As it turns out, though, it wasn't a burglar responsible for the damage but instead a 19-foot python, which an employee found 24-hours later, hiding alongside a wall.