NY Post intern James Cahalan hit the jackpot: For an exposé on underage drinking, his employer sent him on a 30-stop bar crawl to see who would serve him. Byline and free booze—do summer internships get any better?

After the IRS ordered Pabst's owners to sell, the brewer of blue-collar beverages languished on the market for years. Then something remarkable happened: hipsters discovered it. So now the guy who owns Vlasic pickles plunked down $250M to buy it.

Two days after police responded to a "domestic incident," Mary F. Kennedy, wife of Robert F. Kennedy, Jr, was arrested for drunk driving outside of a school. She failed two sobriety tests and registered a blood alcohol level of 0.11%.

Prohibition and "sin taxes" push many Africans to drink cheaper, locally produced moonshine. Some of it sounds pretty good, too, with 40% alcohol! But mix in some feces, cockroaches, and jet fuel, and you could wind up blind or dead.

Young people will stop at nothing to get messed up. YouTube is flush with videos of misguided youths introducing alcohol to their nether regions, so we went to Union Square to get to the bottom of this mysterious trend.

Some data fiend decided to see how data on drinking habits correlated with all sorts of other fun factors like religion, education and politics. Educated godless liberals with large vocabularies, it seems, enjoy a beverage more than most.

Handling your liquor in public can be hard. But it can get really tough right after giving a speech about your personal history of substance abuse. Just ask Rep. Patrick Kennedy; he tried and was cut off at the bar.

The number may be different, but The Challenge: Fresh Meat II isn't really shaking up the formula this time around. Fists! Fury! Slanderous accusations of lascivious lifestyles! Enough booze to sink an aircraft carrier! Inside, newbies learn the hard way.

Today, The Doctors examined global health and beauty tips. Tips which involved alcohol- Drinking it, slathering it on, bathing in it. Booze might explain why the credits rolled with The Doctors gleefully rubbing avocado on each other's nasty feet.

Alcoholics! Sexy sexing! Cancer rodents! Cancer guidos! And fat people who can't remember your name! It's health watch, where we watch your health—with a poor bedside manner!

The Washington Times, a cult-owned online propaganda organ, is trying to scandal-monger on Tax Day: "Last year alone, the State Department sent taxpayers tabs totaling nearly $300,000 for alcoholic beverages...." That is... not really that much! [Pic: AP]

As if unsightly wallet-bulge and the (current) lack of iPad-sized backpockets weren't enough reason for men to start carrying purses, now there is the Wine Purse, a handy contraption for the drunk on the go. Prettier than an aluminum can!

Contrary to what you might think, not every commercial for an alcoholic product features guys acting like jerks to each other in order to secure an extra sip of Budweiser. Some are interesting stories told well.

Ever since Lindsay Lohan ruined the vodka-in-a-water bottle trick, teenagers everywhere have been searching for a new and better way to hide their alcohol. Watch as The Doctors give them all sorts of hints about how to do just that.

Bill Murray became a guest bartender at the music festival South by Southwest. As the way-too-excited guy at the beginning of the video will tell you, Bill Murray refused everyone's order and only poured tequila.

Every comedian loves talking about alcohol or weed. Dave Attell tackles both issues and why he thinks being and alcoholic is better than being a pothead.

When there's a crime on campus it's time to bring in the big guns: Frat Cop. He'll bend alllll the rules—dude, you gonna waste that brew?—to discover the truth and uncover justice. Bonus: stars former intern John Trowbridge!

"Man on the street" reportage doesn't get much better than in this classic clip. Fox News relinquishes their microphone to a drunken amateur newscaster, Adam, who is here to remind us about the true meaning of St. Patrick's Day.

Guinness brewmaster Fergal Murray waxes poetic on how to pour the perfect pint. It's all about the two-part pour. And mavelling at the "glorious surge." And the wonderful, creamy head. "You want to drink it with your eyes." Mmm, yes!

Tom Green - remember him? - stopped by a frat party at the University of Pennsylvania in a bid for relevancy and free beer.