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Dear advertisers: luv u 2, kthxbai
ndouglas · 03/03/06 10:05PMPlaying 'The Game' With Our Advertisers, and a Contest
Jesse · 03/03/06 12:00PMDirty dance with our advertisers
ndouglas · 02/24/06 03:05PMAdvertiser Rubdown
mark · 02/24/06 02:59PMPlease pretend not be incredibly aroused as we apply scented oils to the tense muscles of this week's sponsors and begin a vigorous rubdown. They deserve some pampering without the prurient gawking, OK? If you'd like to have your product or services lovingly displayed on Defamer and reach the world's most fiscally promiscuous readers, see this page.
Sending Our Advertisers Some Love From The Podium
mark · 02/17/06 03:43PMAdvertisers Medal Ceremony
Jesse · 02/17/06 11:02AMAdvertiser Contest: Tell Us About Your Worst Date and Win a Good One
Jesse · 02/14/06 01:19PMBecause as far as we're concerned there's no better way to celebrate the spirit of Valentine's Day than by remembering everything that makes us hate the idea of romance — and also because a sponsor is paying us to do so — we're very proud to present a Valentine's Date Worst Date Contest. Brought to you by the star-crossed folks behind Date Movie, for people who love date movies and people who hate them, the Worst Day contest wins promises a dinner at Balthazar for the Gawker reader with the very worst bad-date tale.
The Advertiser Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name
mark · 02/10/06 03:04PMA sticky-fingered hug to our advertiser
ndouglas · 02/10/06 02:29PMAdvertiser Chair And Sheet In A Hallway
mark · 02/03/06 02:18PMAdvertiser Forbidden Love
mark · 01/27/06 02:51PMAdvertisers Win The Grand Jury Award Of Our Hearts
Seth Abramovitch · 01/20/06 07:22PMAs the eyes of the world turn to tiny Park City to find the next independent filmmaking voices of our generation, only to have over-eager studio execs throw millions at them, instantly turning them into Hollywood asswads you want to completely avoid, the real talent has always been right here, friends, with Defamer advertisers. Take a moment to appreciate their non-flash-in-the-pan, dependably consistent status. And if you would like to join their illustrious ranks, simply go here for more information.
Unseasonably Warm Feelings for Our Advertisers, Plus Contest Fun
Jesse · 01/20/06 12:14PMMaking Perfect Babies With Our Advertisers
mark · 01/13/06 03:01PMIt's time once again to publicly high-five this week's sponsors, who would never callously leave us to knock up a hotter, better actress dying to have our babies. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and announce your plans for world domination through the incredible success of your products, see this page.
Advertiser Foot Worship
mark · 01/06/06 02:48PMJoin us in firmly, but gently, grasping the feet of this week's sponsors and applying soothing pressure to their barking dogs. Without them, we'd be offering sessions with our magic hands for five bucks an hour at some sleazy "spa" on Hollywood Boulevard. If you'd like to advertise on Defamer and tempt our spend-thirsty readers with your sexy products or services, see this page.
Our Advertisers Came and They Gave Without Taking
Jesse · 01/06/06 12:55PMStroke Of Midnight Advertiser Deep Tongue Kiss
Seth Abramovitch · 12/30/05 01:52PMStare closely for a moment at the list below. What do these seemingly random things have in common? Oh, you are so cute why yes, they are all singularly cool, fascinating, desirable and pleasant smelling. But they are also Defamer advertisers, and for that, we give them our deepest gratitude. Oooh...they make us feel brand new...If you'd like to make us feel brand new, too, everything you need to know is right here.
Keep Smiling, Keep Shining, Knowing We Can Always Count on Our Advertisers
Jesse · 12/30/05 10:14AMDefamer Last Ditch Stand Gift Ideas And Advertiser Shout Out
Seth Abramovitch · 12/23/05 04:05PMThis holiday season, we wish each and every one of you health, happiness, and peace on earth, all of which is virtually impossible to achieve without the miracle goods and services of your Defamer sponsors. And if you are interesting in advertising your wares on Defamer, there's more information here.