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Please pretend not be incredibly aroused as we apply scented oils to the tense muscles of this week's sponsors and begin a vigorous rubdown. They deserve some pampering without the prurient gawking, OK? If you'd like to have your product or services lovingly displayed on Defamer and reach the world's most fiscally promiscuous readers, see this page.

· Nike
BBC America
American Apparel
Fox Searchlight
She Wants Revenge
New Line