Regrettably, Farrah Abraham Wrote an "Erotic Romance" Novel
Jay Hathaway · 04/02/14 01:44PMThe Actors in Target's Anti-Union Video: A "Liberal" and a Union Member
Hamilton Nolan · 04/02/14 01:33PMSarah Hedgecock · 04/02/14 01:15PM
Taylor Berman · 04/02/14 12:54PM
Black Female Soldiers Say the Army's New Hair Rules Are Racist
Adam Weinstein · 04/02/14 12:45PMTom Scocca · 04/02/14 12:12PM
America's most-loved NFL player, Richard Sherman, on the moral panic over ex-Eagles star DeSean Jackson's rumored "gang ties": "Nobody suggested the Colts owner had 'ties' to drug trafficking, even though he was caught driving with controlled substances ... and $29,000 in cash to do who-knows-what with."
Nightmare OkCupid Date Steals Girl's Phone and Impersonates Her Online
Jay Hathaway · 04/02/14 12:03PMSarah Hedgecock · 04/02/14 11:25AM

Egyptian security forces stand guard after multiple explosions hit the area outside Cairo University, killing at least two, in Giza, Egypt, on Wednesday. The bombings targeted riot police routinely deployed at the location in anticipation of near-daily student protests. Image via Sabry Khaled, El Shorouk Newspaper/AP.
The Wolf of BuzzFeed Is The Wolf of Wall Street With More Stupid Lists
Jay Hathaway · 04/02/14 11:24AMSupreme Court Creates Gaping New Loopholes for Campaign Contributions
Michelle Dean · 04/02/14 11:14AMHamilton Nolan · 04/02/14 10:54AM
Conan O'Brien Becomes the World's Creepiest Mary Kay Beauty Consultant
Jay Hathaway · 04/02/14 10:10AMWhy won't you let Conan into your home? He's not crazy, he just wants to come to the party. Wearing more lipstick than the Joker. And not carrying a cell phone, because the police can trace those.
You Are Paying an Insane Amount in Overdraft Fees
Hamilton Nolan · 04/02/14 10:01AMAntiviral: Here's What Was Bullshit on the Internet on April Fools
Adrienne LaFrance · 04/02/14 09:50AMTree Trimmer "Lucky" to Survive Chainsaw Lodged 2 Inches in Neck
Taylor Berman · 04/02/14 09:30AMAnd Now, Samuel L. Jackson's Slam Poem About Boy Meets World
Jay Hathaway · 04/02/14 09:19AMSamuel L. M.F. Jackson dropped by The Tonight Show to put into slam poetry the emotions we all felt in the '90s, when Boy fatefully met World. And also, Topanga. Topanga. Topanga. Topanga.












