The NYC Dunkin' Donuts location at 37th Street and 8th Avenue has some explaining to do after a video surfaced earlier this week showing a rat just doing rat things on top of some pastries.

According to Army Secretary John McHugh, Spec. Ivan Lopez, the gunman who killed three people at Fort Hood on Wednesday before killing himself, "had a clean record" prior to the shooting. McHugh also confirmed that Lopez had been deployed in Iraq but said he did not see combat.

Lucy Hamlin and her husband, Spc. Timothy Hamlin, wait for permission to re-enter the Fort Hood military base, where they live, following Wednesday's shooting. Image via Tamir Kalifa/AP.

A 45-year-old man surfing on top of a northbound subway car on the 6 line died Wednesday night after hitting his head against an overhang, according to DNAinfo.

After those insane golf pants last week, it seemed like there wasn't a lot more for Bill Murray to accomplish in life, but it turns out he's got a bucket list. And he dropped by David Letterman's show last night to cross off a few important items.

New Jersey’s Star-Ledger is creatively destroying the jobs of 167 employees, 40 of whom worked as editors, reporters, and photographers. “The newsroom is not unionized,” the paper’s own report states.

Here in America, the home of taste and sophistication, we drink "tea," to demonstrate that we are not crude savages. In Japan, however, no "thousands of years of cultural legacy" can hide the fact that they drink garbage coffee.

Actor/poet/aspiring MFA-Ph.D. James Franco might also be able to add "creepy older dude" to his C.V. after he—or someone very convincingly pretending to be him—tried to arrange a hotel hookup with a 17-year-old girl on Instagram.

Former Manhattan court stenographer Daniel Kochanski, fired for "repeatedly typing, 'I hate my job, I hate my job' instead of the trial dialogue," is today's working class hero.

For more than two years, the United States secretly funded and developed ZunZuneo, a text-based social media platform, in order to encourage an uprising against the Cuban government, according to a report in the Associated Press. USAID spent at least $1.6 million—money that was publicly earmarked for programs in Pakistan—on the the clandestine project, which, at its peak, reached 40,000 Cubans and involved front companies in Spain and the Cayman Islands.

The army specialist who killed three people and injured 16 others before turning the gun on himself was an Iraq veteran who was in the process of being evaluated for post-traumatic stress disorder.

The New York Times threw some real shade today with an article reminding the world that Jason Kidd once recorded a really terrible rap song called "What the Kidd Did."

A Florida man hated his job so much that he staged a fake break-in at his house and called the police so he would have an excuse to say home.

It's basically the Devil Wears Prada, but with less insight and more drug smuggling.

A gunman opened fire on Fort Hood in Texas this afternoon, killing at least one person. According to authorities, the man is still at large.

Attention, ladies: Ten months after it was first announced on live television, Vladimir Putin's divorce from his wife Lyudmila is officially final.

Though 55% of Americans say they favor legalized weed, a new poll finds that 75% of Americans believe it's "inevitable" that weed will be legalized. Just legalize it already. They'll save so much money on polling.

A 68-year-old man has been charged with obscenity after he started masturbating during a yoga session in a public park.

A deaf pit bull puppy is back with his family after being stolen in an apartment break-in last month.

Back in November, the Washington Post reported that New York Times columnist David Brooks and his wife of 27 years, Sarah, were divorcing. The unsourced item, under the collective byline of the “Reliable Source” gossip column, rattled a certain portion of the Acela corridor: Here was a leading conservative pundit, a father of three who has blamed single mothers for the country’s “fraying social fabric,” dismantling his own marriage.