Even if you didn't watch How I Met Your Mother, someone you know is likely a victim of the series' tacked-on twist ending. Fortunately, there's an antidote: Someone has edited the How I Met Your Mother series finale that fans deserve after 3 good seasons and 5 pretty terrible ones.

A restaurant in Iquique, Chile burns after an 8.2-magnitude earthquake struck off the Chilean coast Tuesday night. At least five people died overnight and two northern regions in Chile were declared disaster areas, though no major damage has been reported. Image via Cristian Viveros/AP.

A prank on the homeless sounds like a setup for something awful, but it turns out to be pretty sweet.

New York City private school kids: not generally the most vaccinated bunch.

To commemorate their Broadway run and say goodbye to the East Coast, Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart released a delightful series of New York City tourist photos.

On Tuesday evening, an 8.2-magnitude earthquake struck off the coast of northern Chile, triggering a tsunami.

A very drunk priest hit the unholy trinity when police officers arresting him for drunk driving noticed that he was also carrying marijuana in his sweatshirt and hiding a pistol in his back pocket.

For the first month in close to eight years, there were no American military deaths in Afghanistan.

A Balinese girl tries to avoid a kiss during the Omed Omedan kissing festival in Bali, Indonesia, on Tuesday. During the festival, village priests dump buckets of water over couples to douse their passions. Image via Firdia Lisnawati/AP.

Sheriff's deputies arrested a woman on Tuesday for falsely reporting a school shooting as an April Fools' day prank.

If you didn't understand how much Frankie Knuckles meant to people before last night, when news of the 59-year-old DJ and producer's death started spreading on social media, by now you probably do. If you need a lesson in what he meant to the world, watch the clip from the 2001 U.K. documentary about house music, Pump Up the Volume, above.

How I Met Your Mother, the long-running CBS sitcom, ended last night. There was a, sort of, twist. Fans were disappointed:

Things dogs understand: Treats. Doritos. Rubbing their furry butts on a soft carpet. Things dogs don't really get: Illusions. The magical arts and sciences. Deception.

A guy has taken the time to painstakingly analyze and rank all of the cuss words in popular rap albums from 1985-2013. The least we can do is to find out what he discovered.

A corruption case out of New Orleans has turned into a fight over an issue that might be of interest to certain users of this here website: Do commenters on a news website have an absolute right to anonymity? And it all traces back to a federal prosecutor with an out-of-control, borderline-rehab-requiring online commenting habit. Federal prosecutors: They're Just Like Us.

"The U.S. boasts 4.6 public-relations specialists for every reporter or correspondent. Those PR pros earn 40% more a year on average than journalists."

Is it an effigy? Is it a "puppet"? Dude, when it's a likeness of the governor being hoisted by a demonstrator in a minuteman uniform over a crowd of angry gun-toting protesters in the capital, the optics sort of overpower the semantics.

(h/t WaPo)

The devil made his influence felt in our mortal affairs once more over the weekend, taking the form of the caramel drizzle on top of a Starbucks beverage.

A British sniper in Afghanistan reportedly fired one bullet at a jihadi from 930 yards and blew up his bomb vest, killing him and his five jihadi buddies. Then the sniper went to college, choked out a lib professor, beat Obummer in the Super Bowl, and married a beautiful blonde virgin.