George W. Bush got all of his painting inspiration from Google images. But you have to admit the fella's got a lot more talent and heart than George Zimmerman.

I can't think of a better way to recommend Jeffrey Schwarz's 2013 documentary I Am Divine, out on DVD this week, than by sharing the clip above. It draws a picture of what it was like for Harris Glenn Milstead, who'd go on to become the John Waters muse and drag icon known as Divine, to be gay in the '60s. It's affectionate, it's snappily paced, it's brimming with Baltimore-bred weirdos (including Diana Evans, whom Divine dated for about six years starting in high school, and seems like the least weird out of all the talking heads). All it's missing is commentary from Divine himself, which is something the movie has no shortage of, given the big archive of press appearances Divine left behind when he died in 1988.

Comic Sans, the most reviled font in the world, has now inspired two improved versions, meaning two fonts that replace culture-shaking absurd hideousness with run-of-the-mill unattractiveness.

From time to time we publish letters from death row inmates. Today, Texas death row inmate Travis Runnels writes to us with a remembrance of his friend and fellow inmate, Ray Jasper, who was executed by the state of Texas.

A dentist who owns one of John Lennon's teeth is looking forward to the day when human cloning becomes sufficiently advanced that he can create a baby version of the late Beatle and raise the mini-rockstar as his own child.

You know what America has too much of? Godless socialist hippie brainwashing of our youth, who are the future. You know what America needs? Some Marine Todds to crack hippie skulls. You know who Aaron Miller is? He's the evolution-hatin' Marine Todd our Congress needs!

The Atlanta Braves, America's team, set America's flag on fire in their home opener yesterday.

The Navy SEALs who killed Osama bin Laden want $11 million from Uncle Sam for a state-of-the art workout center. Which isn't as much as it sounds like, really, I mean, it's not like they're a Texas high school football team or something.

Slate columnist Reihan Salam has an important message: He still believes in neoconservatism. He concedes, more or less, that the past 13 years of United States foreign policy have been a hideous spectacle of strategic, tactical, and moral failure, all perpetrated in the name of neoconservative ideas. "Given all of this," he asks, "why am I still a neocon?"

Jim DeMint, president of the conservative Heritage Foundation and latest spiritual guru of the tea party, told a Christian radio host last week completely un-ironically that "the conscience of the American people" freed the slaves in the 1860's, not "big government."

If you were thinking of pissing in a co-workers drink, here's something that should give you pause: A man who admitted spiking his colleague's coffee with urine was ordered to pay $5,001 in damages. And that fine was in addition to the year-long prison sentence he'd already received.

According to Page Six, Taylor Swift's mother and father are behind-the-scenes monsters, described by a source as being "difficult and controlling stage parents." There are a number of reasons why this isn't surprising.

A baby takes a break from his daily struggles with concepts like object permanence and the automobile to comprehend something even more mesmerizing to his baby mind: the car wash. He may not be able to talk, but his eyes are saying, "Whoa. Trippy."

An autopsy on English TV presenter, writer, and socialite Peaches Geldof was "inconclusive" as to the cause of her death, Kent Police announced Wednesday. A toxicology report has been ordered, but could take weeks to complete.

Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, holds Prince George during a visit to Plunket nurse and parents group in Wellington, New Zealand, on Wednesday. Plunket is a nonprofit group that provides care for New Zealand children and families. Image via Marty Melville, Pool/AP.

Homelessness is slowly declining nationwide, but it's rising in urban areas with a high cost of living. How are some of these areas responding to the needs of their homeless citizens? By making it illegal for them to live in their cars.

The nearly-naked woman who destroyed a McDonald's kitchen in Pinellas Park, Florida wasn't drunk or on drugs when she did it, and says she doesn't remember most of her rampage.

Derrick Gordon, a sophomore basketball player at the University of Massachusetts, announced that he's gay on Wednesday, making him the first openly out player in men's Division I college basketball.

Yesterday Wisconsin's governor Scott Walker signed an anti-revenge porn bill into law, the third state to do so this year, after Idaho and Utah. The Wisconsin laws make it a misdemeanor to distribute (without consent) an image of a "nude or partially nude person or of a person engaging in sexually explicit conduct."

Earlier this year, Anne Hathaway said she had decided that people needed a break from her. Well, break's over. The Les Mis Oscar winner and diary-keeping princess who everyone loves to hate teamed up with Jimmy Fallon to Broadway-ify some hip-hop tracks.