19 Students Injured in Mass Stabbing at Pennsylvania High School
Taylor Berman · 04/09/14 07:54AMSearch for Missing Columbia Student Enters Second Week
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Searchers Zero In on Search Area for Missing Flight
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/08/14 10:38PMPolice Find Meth Pipe in Florida Official's Rectum
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Carrabba's Restaurant Founder Arrested Twice in Three Days
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/08/14 08:36PMMan Says Nursing Home Hired Strippers for his 85-Year-Old Mother
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/08/14 06:33PMFlorida Man Burns Down His Apartment to Kill the Bugs
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The Onion's Report on Weed Will Make You Feel Stoned
Jordan Sargent · 04/08/14 04:10PM"New Marijuana Study Says Everyone Knows You're High And You'll Likely Be Stoned Forever" is the title of a new video report from The Onion's video news team, and though it is dryly hilarious in that particularly Onion way, the best part is that the video gets increasingly, uh, psychedelic the more you watch it. Trust us, just keep watching.
Yale Student Says University Forced Her to Gain Weight
Jay Hathaway · 04/08/14 03:46PMWatch Chris Christie Get Really Mad at Joy Behar Over a Roast Joke
Jordan Sargent · 04/08/14 03:20PMChris Christie has long portrayed himself as someone who makes the "tough decisions" normal politicians can't—who stands up to society's leeches and tells them to stop sucking away taxpayer blood—a warrior who'll go toe-to-toe with anyone on either side of the aisle...unless that person is 71-year-old daytime television host Joy Behar.












