Watch Piss-Drunk Jude Law French a Playboy Model in a Hungarian Bar
Max Read · 04/10/14 09:11AMSriracha Factory Declared Public Nuisance
Taylor Berman · 04/10/14 09:10AM
Bad news if you like shitty hot sauce: On Wednesday, the Irwindale City Council declared the factory that produces Sriracha a public nuisance. The factory now has 90 days to find a way to stop the odor, which residents say burns their eyes and throats, causing heartburn, nose bleeds, and inflamed asthma.
Where Is the Next Brooklyn?
Hamilton Nolan · 04/10/14 08:55AMLegislators Ban Young Impressionable Interns During Abortion Debate
Adam Weinstein · 04/10/14 08:52AMGoats Sing the Game of Thrones Opening Theme
Jay Hathaway · 04/10/14 08:24AMIn this world, nothing can be said to be certain except that winter is coming, the night is dark and full of terrors, all men must die, and here are some goats singing the theme song from Game of Thrones.
Who Has More Hair, Prince George or Prince William? An Investigation
Caity Weaver · 04/10/14 08:00AMTaylor Berman · 04/10/14 07:31AM
After negotiations with Teamsters Local 804, UPS agreed to rehire 250 Queens-based drivers the company fired earlier this year. On March 31, the drivers received termination notices for participating in a 90-minute walk off to protest the firing of Jairo Reyes, a UPS employee and union activist. Reyes was also rehired.
Report Says Russia Held Back Details About Boston Bombing Suspect
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Katherine Heigl Sues Drugstore for Tweeting a Photo of Her
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/09/14 10:16PM78-Year-Old Grandmother Really Loves Riding Roller Coasters
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/09/14 08:30PMA 78-year-old grandmother riding a roller coaster for the first time ended up thoroughly enjoying herself, gleefully laughing her way through the entire minute-long trip.
Cops Search for Driver in Fatal Day Care Center Hit-and-Run
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/09/14 07:45PMBattle for the Title of World's Cutest Judo Fighter Ends in a Draw
Gabrielle Bluestone · 04/09/14 05:52PMJudo is an internationally recognized form of martial arts, but until now it has never been an extremely adorable form of martial arts.
Tom Scocca · 04/09/14 04:41PM
Lifestyle controversialist Ayelet Waldman and novelist Michael Chabon, but mostly Waldman, overshare the decor of their Craftsman bungalow with Remodelista. Pick your favorite line. ("The house was built in 1907 by a physician," Ayelet says. "Someone in the historical society told us he did abortions.")
Muslim Teenager Victim of Alleged Hate Crime on Queens Bus
Taylor Berman · 04/09/14 04:30PMConservative Senators to Underpaid Women: Drop Dead
Adam Weinstein · 04/09/14 04:10PMSarah Hedgecock · 04/09/14 04:00PM
Today in Weather: Clouds Pussying On Shore
Rich Juzwiak · 04/09/14 03:37PMMay people never stop saying things wrong on television. It's way too much fun.










