Mariah Carey's Forthcoming Album Is Already Insane

Rich Juzwiak · 05/01/14 11:30AM

Me. I Am Mariah...The Elusive Chanteuse is latest in a long line of eccentric Mariah Carey album titles (including Butterfly, Glitter, Charmbracelet, The Emancipation of Mimi, E=MC², and Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel). Carey officially announced her long-delayed 14th studio album (out May 27) last night via the video above, explaining that the title comes from her "first and only self portrait," which she drew at age 3.

Conspicuous Consumption Grows Along With Capitalism's Contradictions

Hamilton Nolan · 05/01/14 11:21AM

As the twin phenomena of regulatory capture and decrepit political structures controlled by a small plutocracy enable a small class of rentiers to accumulate an ever larger share of the world's wealth, our patriarchal society spawns status-obsessed males seeking glory through gaudy displays of finery.

Sarah Hedgecock · 05/01/14 10:45AM

Protesters from workers' unions protest during a march to mark the May Day, which is also International Workers' Day, in Hong Kong on Thursday. The slogans, from left, read "Less holiday, Long working hours, No compensation." Image via Kin Cheung)/AP.

This Talented First Grader Wrote a Better Poem Than You Ever Could

Adam Weinstein · 05/01/14 10:10AM

National Poetry Month is now in the books. You probably didn't even celebrate. That's okay: Take a minute now to bask in the laconic rhythmic brilliance of this six-year-old kid who wrote some beautiful zen shit that you can't even fathom penning.

Damn, Why Are Prescription Drugs So Expensive?

Hamilton Nolan · 05/01/14 10:00AM

You might think that the U.S. government's small step towards a national health care system would somehow help bring the cost of prescription drugs down to reasonable levels. You could not be more wrong! You idiot!

Book Excerpt: Ellen Willis on "Bringing in the Noise" of Trash TV

Ellen Willis · 05/01/14 09:01AM

Ellen Willis is not a household name, but in a just world she would be. A leftist cultural critic and feminist, Willis was a defining figure of the New York cultural scene in the 1960s and 1970s. She was probably best known to the public as the first pop music critic the New Yorker ever had, a gig she held from the late 1960s into the 1970s. Music was not her only passion, though. She was an outspoken feminist commentator, and one of the early members of the New York Radical Women's collective, the effective cradle of the women's movement in New York. (Check out Susan Faludi's piece on the collective from the New Yorker last year for more details.) Willis died in 2006, but her writing has been experiencing a revival of late among younger pop culture critics, who are attracted by the energy and intelligence of Willis' work.

Nevada Ranch Militias Turn Against Each Other Over Drone-Attack Theory

Adam Weinstein · 05/01/14 08:33AM

The armed anti-government play-warriors who built a military force around a racist redneck rancher in Nevada have split into rival factions and are now at the brink of civil war, calling each other crazies and traitors and spreading rumors that Eric Holder planned a drone strike on them.

Justin Bieber Reportedly Taunted Rob Ford About Crack at Toronto Club

Taylor Berman · 05/01/14 04:58AM

Following reports from the Globe and Mail and Gawker about a new Rob Ford crack tape, the Toronto Star published a story detailing the Toronto mayor's latest descent into heavy boozing and alleged drug use. The report focuses on the night of March 15 during which Ford allegedly rode a party bus, vomited in a club bathroom, and was insulted by Canada's second most famous citizen, Justin Bieber.