James Franco shared quite a few mildly disturbing stories about Lindsay Lohan during an appearance on the Howard Stern Show today.

Franco started talking about Lohan, who he calls a delusional stalker, when Stern asked him about her infamous fuck list, which names Franco as one of 36 celebrity conquests.

Franco denied ever sleeping with her and said they only made out once when Lindsay was a teenager. After that, Franco says he saw her everywhere.

I had this period where I'd go to clubs and she was always there. It wasn't like, "Oh, I gotta escape Lindsay," although she would have these periods where she'd, I don't know if she was using something or whatever, but she would just turn horrible, it was like the bad Lindsay and you just had to get away.

When they both ended up staying at the Chateau Marmont, Franco says she stalked him and eventually broke into his hotel room.

We were at this hotel during a very dark period of her history. It seemed pretty damn clear that she liked me. I'd come home late to the hotel and she'd come find me. I knew which room she was in and I'd see through the window like, "Oh there's another party at Lindsay's," and she would come out to the pool area and find me. She even broke into my room one time because she was so at home there I guess they just gave her the key. And so 3 in the morning, I was on the couch and I open my eyes and there's Lindsay in my room at 3 am and it's like okay what do I do now. I read her a story.

Now, Franco says they're not really friends and spending time with her is "lame and stupid."

The last time I think I saw her, I was doing a project here in New York...and she said "Okay, can I come to rehearsal?"...And then she like, she just started being so rude, I guess because the attention wasn't on her, but she just started making comments about the poor undergrad actors. Audibly.

I stood up to give notes to one of the actors because I just didn't want Lindsay to even hear...and Lindsay just said something in front of everyone like, "Who does she think she is? She's terrible," or something like that.

And I just turned to her and I said, "Lindsay you can either shut up or you can leave." I didn't even want her there. I invited her to be nice. She just got really mad and stormed off and we locked the door.

Franco also accused her of leaking stories about them to the press and touched on the Instagram kerfuffle, saying he didn't realize the girl was underage when they met and just thought she was an interested fan.

[h/t the Blemish, image via AP]