Now that Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki has fallen on his sword, the agency can finally give our growing population of ill and aging vets the care they deserve, right? Not according to the many frazzled VA employees who have sent Gawker their stories. Here's one.

Marchell Mitchell, an Oakland High School security guard, is facing felony charges for child abuse after reportedly attacking a student in a wheelchair who refused to move quickly when urged to class for running late.

The lyrics to Kelis' 2003 masterpiece "Milkshake" somehow worked their way into using the word "feijoada" in a sentence. Both words are nouns, but Kelis is not singing about a stew of black beans and pork native to Brazil.

Not content to have scared wheelchair-bound moms, gotten kicked out of Chipotle, Chili's and Sonic, and set the gun-rights cause back a century, the supreme gentlemen of the open-carry movement struck on another dumb tactic: Intimidate a veteran and chase him through the streets.

Here is Mariah Carey in the gown she wore to the Fresh Air Fund's Salute to American Heroes Gala last night deciding to take the subway. Just like a peasant. A peasant in a prom dress on public transportation. Isn't that funny?

This video making the rounds today supposedly shows a dad who got sick of a $400,000 Lamborghini Aventador racing up and down his street and decided to take matters into his own hands. And by "matters," I mean rocks, which he threw at the Lambo.

The New York Times dives deep today into the creation of cap-and-trade-style carbon markets, that allow polluters to buy and sell emission permits. Is there any reason this convoluted market system is better than a straightforward carbon tax? Serious question. Tell us.

Did you know that the Disney villain Maleficent isn't a bitch? I didn't know that Maleficent isn't a bitch. I went to the movie bearing her name expecting to watch a bitch. I did not get a bitch. Life, though, for those 97 minutes was a bitch. I guess that's something.

A Florida senior was barred from his high school's commencement after he sent administrators scurrying to cover up the gigantic wang he'd etched into the graduation ceremony field.

Walder Frey is the one Game of Thrones character who might be more hatable than Joffrey, but the actor who plays him is a good sport with a lovely sense of humor. David Bradley posed with a fan at last year's London Film and Comic Con holding this very topical instruction manual.

At a press conference this morning, President Obama announced that he has accepted the resignation of embattled Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki. His resignation comes after the release of a series of damning reports about exceedingly long wait times for veterans seeking medical care.

Phil Collins recently played his first public show since 2010 with a backup band of middle schoolers.

I think we all can agree that anyone who dances to Macklemore should fall off of a stage. Especially the country singer Luke Bryan, who seems like a decent guy but looks funny falling off of a stage, which is what happened last night in Charlotte while he danced to Macklemore.

Ichthyologists have discovered a new species of fish in the caves of southern Indiana that's long, pinkish, and has no eyes.

Vice Media is one of the hottest media properties in America. It's the counterculture empire that even Rupert Murdoch could love. Vice's founder, Shane Smith, has speculated his company could raise tens of billions of dollars. So why are its employees so broke and pissed off?

A Pennsylvania man is accused of stealing human skin from a hospital over a period of more than two years, costing the hospital $350,000.

The Washington Redskins—the team of choice for dumb, angry white men—may be a racist disgrace, but let's not forget that they're also a case study in hilariously incompetent propaganda-mongering.

James McAvoy's Patrick Stewart impression has been well-known for years, so when Sir Pat Stew himself asked to hear it, he couldn't say no. He wouldn't do the entire "Space, the final frontier" monologue, unfortunately, but he blew Stewart away with an X-Men line instead.

While in the UK promoting her role in Seth MacFarlane's A Million Ways to Die in the West, Charlize Theron said she thinks that the lengths at which reporters go to cover her private life is comparable to being raped.

A Hawaii man was sentenced to a year of probation and a $200 fine for making his son walk one mile home from school as punishment.