Dayna Evans · 05/31/14 01:11PM

A dilapidated home in the Mantua neighborhood of Philadelphia was torn down this afternoon after local art school students eulogized it with a proper service in a project called Funeral For A Home. Photo via Jessica Kourkounis/AP.

Watch Five Women See Their Vaginas for the First Time

Matt Murphy · 05/31/14 12:45PM

In the SFW video above, five women who have never seen their own vulvas get into a "vagina booth" with a mirror to have a look. The whole thing feels a little exploitative — Davey Wavey, the YouTuber who created it, is ultimately getting paid for this, after all — but the women's reactions are very sweet. Best line: "I keep her shaved, so she looks like an old bald-headed man."

Raging Manure Fetishist Gets Five Years in Prison

Matt Murphy · 05/31/14 10:30AM

David Truscott learned an important lesson the hard way this week: rolling around naked in cow shit is perfectly fine, as long as you're doing it on your own property.

Zen Koans Explained: "True Friends"

Hamilton Nolan · 05/30/14 04:46PM

Life is not static. We often have enemies; years later, we are sitting next to those former enemies, laughing in friendship. That probably won't happen with the enemies you have now, though. They never forgive.

Beretta Sponsors a Nutty Post on Hiding Your Gun From "Jackboots"

Adam Weinstein · 05/30/14 04:13PM

When you're one of the world's oldest firearms makers, you can't rest on your centuries-old reputation. You need to stay relevant to today's gun owner. Which is why Beretta—for a minute, at least—sponsored a popular gun site's now-missing post on "Down and dirty solutions to hiding your handgun" at home.

Dead Guru's Followers Stick Him In Freezer, Claim He's "Meditating"

Adam Weinstein · 05/30/14 02:50PM

The family of India's wealthiest guru, with an estate reportedly valued at $167 million, believes he died of a heart attack in late January. But his followers have spirited him away to a temple freezer and refuse to turn his body over because, they say, "he has been in deep meditation."

Rich People Apparently Dumb

Hamilton Nolan · 05/30/14 02:04PM

If it's summertime, and you have a net worth that is at least seven figures, that means it's time for JPMorgan's suggested summer reading list—the books that they tell their wealthy clients to pretend to read this summer. The wealthy, their bankers apparently believe, are dumb.

Watch Glenn Beck Put a Man in a Wig to Teach Guys Jokes About Rape

Adam Weinstein · 05/30/14 01:49PM

Glenn Beck thinks that not nearly as many women on college campuses are raped or assaulted as the government does. He wants you to understand the truth, which is why he aired this bizarre pantomime between a "rape expert" and a guy in a wig and skirt.