Brinks Truck Accidentally Drops $125,000 in Front of an Honest Man
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/29/14 11:15PMGabrielle Bluestone · 05/29/14 11:10PM
For the first time in 50 years, the dictionary ran out and two winners were crowned as Scripps National Spelling Bee champions. Sriram Hathwar, 14, correctly spelled "stichomythia" to win and Ansun Sujoe, 13, recited "feuilleton" to tie. In other news, this boy will never forget how to spell "kabaragoya."
Here's a Goat Riding a Man Riding a Bike
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/29/14 10:45PMJust a man and his goat, enjoying a nice sunset bike ride together.
Government: Southwest Airlines Is a Big Fat Liar
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/29/14 10:00PMThis Kid Excitedly Misspelling a Word Is Painfully Funny
Lacey Donohue · 05/29/14 08:42PMJacob Williamson, 15, of Cape Coral, Florida was eliminated from the Scripps National Spelling Bee Thursday evening after misspelling "kabaragoya." But not before prematurely celebrating what he assumed would be his correct spelling of the word.
Police Knew About UCSB Killer's Videos But Never Bothered to Watch
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/29/14 08:30PMBryan Cranston Says Breaking Bad Isn't Necessarily Over
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/29/14 07:22PMSteve Ballmer Is Reportedly Buying the Clippers for $2 Billion
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/29/14 06:00PMTeenager Killed His Parents Because They Took His iPod Away
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/29/14 05:57PMOperation Yellowbird, a Hong Kong Thriller, Will Never Be a Movie
Tom Scocca · 05/29/14 05:28PM
Next to all the vast political, historical, and human tragedies that were playing out in China 25 years ago, it's a tiny thing to regret, but: This Bloomberg story about the rescue of dissidents after the Tian'anmen Square massacre would be an ideal Hong Kong movie scenario, if only Hong Kong were able to make such a movie.*
This Is Probably the Best Preschool Graduation Speech Ever Delivered
Jay Hathaway · 05/29/14 04:41PMYoung Jathan Muhar is graduating preschool in a tough job market, but he's got his priorities in order and knows exactly who he wants to be when he grows up. We could all stand to learn a thing or two from him.
Sarah Hedgecock · 05/29/14 04:02PM
We Finally Know Who the Weed Fairy Is
Aleksander Chan · 05/29/14 03:25PMCops Take 1,000 Rounds of Ammo, 7 Guns From UCSB Student's Apartment
Adam Weinstein · 05/29/14 03:06PMAt the same time as 20,000 students gathered for a vigil honoring the victims of last week's mass shooting, cops seized 7 guns and about 1,000 rounds of ammunition from a 21-year-old Santa Barbara student who nearly shot a neighbor through the wall of his apartment.
Paul Ryan Keeps Getting Confused for Anthony Weiner
Jay Hathaway · 05/29/14 02:51PMMan With Inverted Penis Seeks Life-Saving Surgery on Massive Scrotum
Jordan Sargent · 05/29/14 02:30PMThis Sure Doesn't Look Like a "Possible" Sinkhole
Adam Weinstein · 05/29/14 02:20PMMan Terrorizes Wife With Unruly Beard: A Modern American Tragedy
Rich Juzwiak · 05/29/14 02:10PM"When I met Taylor and when we got married, he looked like a Backstreet Boy," said Kim, 28, a marketing director at a local airport near Fredericksburg, VA. She meant that as a compliment. You see, her relationship has since been hijacked by her husband Taylor's barbecue-sauce trap of a beard that he grew, "fell in love with," and then launched a Facebook campaign to keep after she told him to get rid of it. He kept it and named it Beardimus Maximus.










