A Chinese father is reportedly temporarily stuck in South Korea because his four-year-old son drew him an adorable picture—all over his passport. UPDATE 11:05 am: As Kotaku points out, there is evidence that this is probably a hoax.

Paging Dr. Piketty: In 2013, CEOs of S&P 500 companies made 331 times as much as their employees, according to the AFL-CIO's "Executive Paywatch" report.

A member of the Planet Fitness gym chain was captured eating pizza while lackadaisically doing some machine-assisted crunches this week. The purple-and-yellow purveyor of low-impact health gives away free pizza monthly to its members.

In the video above, FC Tucson forward Odaine Sinclair scores an astounding bicycle kick goal in a USL Premier Development League match against the BYU Cougars this week. Tucson went on to win 2-0, with Sinclair behind the team's second goal as well.

Lee Thompson, photographer and co-founder of The Flash Pack, was in Rio de Janeiro to cover the World Cup when he was given a very special privilege: a climb to the top of the Christ the Redeemer statue for its first ever selfie.

Mehdi Nemmouche, a French jihadist who had spent time in Syria, was taken into custody in Marseilles on Friday on charges that he was responsible for killing three at the Jewish Museum in Belgium last week. He was found with several firearms, ammunition, and a video claiming his responsibility for the attack.

Pity Paul Roof, the Charleston Southern University associate professor who claims he lost his job after an image of his insane, four-pronged beard showed up on a beer can from a local brewery.

Yolanda Arguello, 59, a cook at the South Valley New Mexico Women's Recovery Academy in Albuquerque, faces battery charges this week after witnesses revealed that she had been licking sandwiches she was making for parole and probation officers at the facility.

Peter Sunde, co-founder of the popular file-sharing site The Pirate Bay, was arrested in southern Sweden last night after nearly two years on the run.

Police are saying that three cousins in the Uttar Pradesh state of Northern India have confessed to the gruesome rape and murder of two teenage girls who were found hanging from a tree in their town of Katra. Their crimes, if they are found guilty, are punishable by the death penalty.

The latest Edward Snowden leaks, published in the New York Times, reveal that the NSA intercepts millions of images from the internet per day for use in its facial recognition program.

The American Family Association, a fundamentalist Christian group, has shared a press release with its members urging them to refuse any mail that arrives with Harvey Milk's likeness. The USPS announced the Forever stamp honoring Harvey Milk last week.

In the video above, a young-looking Justin Bieber can be seen telling a shitty joke to some friends. "Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?" he asks, self-satisfied grin on his face. After an off-camera voice urges, "don't even say it," Biebs gets to the "n-word"-laden punchline.

Seven people are dead after a plane crashed at Hanscom Field in Massachusetts last night as the flight was en route for Atlantic City, NJ. Among the dead is 72-year-old Lewis Katz, the recent co-owner of the Philadelphia Inquirer.

The six climbers on Mount Rainier who had not returned on Friday and were reported missing on Saturday are being reported dead by officials, the Seattle Times has shared. This is considered the worst disaster at the mountain in thirty years.

At a bar in Seattle, Washington, one dog with a strong will, wanted nothing more than to bring a giant stick through a doorway that just simply wouldn't fit it. He tries different angles, inevitably getting stuck each time, until enlisting a friend gets him to the genius idea to shift the stick's angle.

A park ranger at Washington's Mount Rainier has shared with the Associated Press that six climbers have gone missing on a climb and a search crew has been sent out for them this afternoon.

Riley Allen Mullins, a 28-year-old man who is suspected of robbing a woman while she waited for the ferry in Bremerton, Washington, requested his victim's friendship on Facebook the following day. Wise!

I'm not a doctor but I'm an expert. In the locker room, guys exchange a wealth of age-old wisdom. A couple of times, I reset broken noses. Usually my own, but once my friend Gabriel was in bed with my friend Josephine and accidentally kneed her, and I reset her broken nose. She's still complaining, but it would have worked if she'd kept the tape on.

An elderly couple in the canton of Lucerne, Switzerland have confessed to stealing money from church collection boxes for months, saying that the adrenaline rush it gave them helped cure their boredom.