Yesterday, a years-old video of Justin Bieber telling a racist joke about black people made its way online. Quite predictably, this sent Beliebers—Bieber's monolithic horde of insane fans—into damage control, where they came up with more or less one singular response: Justin Bieber has black friends.

A Tennessee couple wanted their month-old daughter to actively participate in their wedding, so they made her the center of attention by attaching her to the train of the bride's dress and literally dragging her down the aisle.

Following a brief stint at social-viral manufacturing plant BuzzFeed, writer Ayesha Siddiqi has been named the new editor-in-chief of The New Inquiry, a non-profit literary journal based out of New York. Siddiqi writes in a memo obtained by Gawker:

My stepfather regularly phones me for tech support, whenever his PC stops working properly. The PC is riddled with viruses, despite being only a couple of months old (he only bought it because his previous one had so many viruses that it just stopped working). He's paid for several anti-virus programs, he's got a firewall, he knows not to open suspicious emails, and he claims to only use the Internet for news, Wikipedia, and shopping.

Last Friday, we ran a report about poor wages and business practices at Vice Media. Many cast this as a "fight," or took it as an opportunity to choose sides. That's fine. We're used to that. There was one response, however, that we simply cannot let stand.

Celebrity domestic abuser Chris Brown was released from jail Monday morning. Brown, famous for punching people in the face, was serving time for punching a man in the face last October. Brown, who also sings, was originally ordered to enter rehab, but was jailed in May after refusing to submit to a drug test.

A waiter and a man at a tavern in Jaen, Spain, watch TV coverage of King Juan Carlos of Spain's abdication on Monday. King Juan Carlos renounced the throne after 39 years and will be succeeded by his son, Prince Felipe. Image via Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno/Getty.

In the tradition of dads doing cute things with their children, father Alex and daughter Jade (who's in costume) do their best lip-synch of "Love Is an Open Door" from Frozen, the film that continues to inspire parents to sing its songs with their children and film themselves doing so.

Net neutrality sounds boring, but it's the only thing standing between us and an internet where cable companies dictate which content goes in the "fast lane" (their own) and which will be delivered very, very slowly (Netflix). On the latest Last Week Tonight, John Oliver broke down all the ways major cable companies intend to fuck you, the consumer.

If you continue to wonder what it looks like inside of a dishwasher as it runs (perhaps in the same way you wondered if the refrigerator light stayed on with the door closed), wonder no more: someone finally put a GoPro camera inside their dishwasher.

In the world of Manhattan real estate, you have to go big to make a splash. No longer will anyone be impressed by your meager $98 million apartment purchase. Nine-figure apartment prices are the new eight-figure apartment prices.

V. Stiviano (neé Vanessa Perez), the woman who brought down L.A. Clippers owner Donald Sterling by recording his racist ranting, was attacked by two men outside her hotel Sunday, her attorney said.

According to police, two thieves broke into Miley Cyrus' San Fernando Valley home, stealing jewelry and making off with her new Maserati. The LAPD says that a man and woman scaled the fence and entered the home through the garage while no one was home.

Correction: "An earlier version of this article misstated the garment Ms. [Hilaria] Baldwin wore in the bathtub handstand photo she posted on Instagram. It was a bikini, not underwear."

For the second time in less than a month, two children were injured after the "bounce house" they were playing in went airborne.

President Obama is expected to announce today a new initiative by the Environmental Protection Agency to reduce the United States' carbon dioxide emissions by 30 percent from their 2005 levels by 2030. The plan, according to the New York Times, would be "the strongest actions ever taken by the United States government to fight climate change."

Two young children—described as best friends—were repeatedly stabbed by a stranger in a Brooklyn elevator yesterday evening as they were on their way to get Icees. One child, Prince Joshua Avitto, 6, was pronounced dead at a local hospital while the other, Mikayla Capers, 7, remains in critical condition.

The very public, very ugly Kasem family feud played on this weekend with a dramatic day in court that culminated in a bizarre raw hamburger meat attack.

Justin Bieber's team couldn't prevent video of him telling a racist joke in 2011 from leaking today, but they did release the second-best thing: an apology.

Ann B. Davis, an Emmy-award winning actress famous for her role as Alice on the Brady Bunch died today after suffering a traumatic fall earlier this week. She was 88.