Eager Reality Puppet Deanna Pappas Trotted Out Like Prize Heifer On 'The Bachelor'
Seth Abramovitch · 01/06/09 06:36PMTravolta Death Leads Lisa Marie Presley To Insist Scientologists Pop More Than Vitamins
Kyle Buchanan · 01/06/09 06:23PMJeremy Piven: Reluctant Gawker Star
Richard Lawson · 01/06/09 05:58PMTwo things apparently distract Jeremy Piven, according to CNET TV host & CBS correspondent Natali Del Conte who was on Fox's Red Eye last night: her breasts and Gawker.
Special 'Homeland Security USA' Edition
McCluskey and Miller · 01/06/09 05:49PM'What if the New York Times goes out of business—like, this May?'
Hamilton Nolan · 01/06/09 05:44PMMeticulously Rendered, Commie-Eating 'Indy' Ants Fail To Win Over Academy's FX Branch
Seth Abramovitch · 01/06/09 05:30PMConversations With God Author Lamest Plagiarist Ever
Owen Thomas · 01/06/09 05:22PMThe tale of a winter pageant where a child displays a letter sign upside-down, turning "Christmas Love" into "Christ Was Love," was written by Candy Chand and published in Clarity in 1999, Motoko Rich reports. Walsch's excuse: Someone sent him Chand's story, unattributed, and he put it in his clippings file. He then retold it so many times he forgot it didn't actually happen.
Razzie Nominations Serve A Shocking Snub To 'The Spirit'
Kyle Buchanan · 01/06/09 05:05PMWe've just had a look at the official nomination ballot for the Razzies, and we're still reeling from the unexpected shutout of frontrunner The Spirit.
Cartoons Are the New Crunk
Hamilton Nolan · 01/06/09 05:04PMFamous Fake Pundit Gets Real Book Deal
Richard Lawson · 01/06/09 04:51PMJosh Brolin, Jeffrey Wright Charges Dropped; Vicious New Video Hints Why
STV · 01/06/09 04:47PMW. co-stars Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were cleared today of charges they interfered with a crew member's arrest last summer in Shreveport. Violent, taserific new footage defies you to disagree.
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Tim Allen
Seth Abramovitch · 01/06/09 04:38PM
1/6 — Spotted The Santa Clause himself, TIM ALLEN, walking into the Coffee Bean at Lankershim and Cahuenga in North Hollywood chatting emphatically with two people flanking him. He was sporting a shockingly tight black t-shirt and appears to be getting into prime physical shape for Toy Story 3. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]
Millionaires: Poorer Than Ever
cityfile · 01/06/09 04:27PM
A new report released today says millionaires in the U.S. have seen their assets shrink by 30 percent during the economic crisis and 55 percent of the people surveyed said they are now concerned they won't have enough money left to maintain their lifestyle. One solution: Put your money in the porn business, which seems to be faring well despite the downturn. [Reuters]
"No, They Didn't Say It With Their Fingers."
Richard Lawson · 01/06/09 04:21PMChris Evans Ordered To Wear Shirts By Beefcake-Averse New Flack
Kyle Buchanan · 01/06/09 04:05PMNew Surgeon General: Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Hamilton Nolan · 01/06/09 04:03PMForbes.com, Magazine United at Last by Layoffs
Owen Thomas · 01/06/09 03:59PMCelebrity-Backed Mediacentric High to Add New Dimension to Private School Snobbery
Hamilton Nolan · 01/06/09 03:57PMAn Award for Agy, A New Location for Marc
cityfile · 01/06/09 03:52PM
• If you were thinking you were the only person fed up with Agyness Deyn, you'll undoubtedly be happy to hear that BBC viewers have named her the "Most Annoying Person of 2008." [NYM]
• Marc Jacobs is planning to open yet another store in the West Village, believe it or not. [WWD]
• Because the '70s never go out of style, the Paco Rabanne brand may stage a comeback. [Vogue UK]
• Two more designers have bowed out of Fashion Week in February. [WSJ]
• Oscar de la Renta, meanwhile, has added a second show to the lineup. [FWD]
• Anne Hathaway has new extensions to go with her oversized smile. [Style]
• Former Vogue cover girl Liskula Cohen is most unhappy that some people have been calling her a "skank" and ''ho" on the Web. [NYP]
• Urban Outfitters is planning a giant store for the UWS. [NYP, NYT]










