Kylie Jenner Is 2 Cool 4 School

Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/21/15 11:15PM

A new generation doth rise: Kardashian Q Score heir Kylie Jenner is reportedly quitting the high school of quitting high school (home school) to assume her rightful position as most beloved person related to Kris Jenner.

Canadian Woman Misses Boat by 5 Minutes, Throws Giant Canadian Tantrum

Jay Hathaway · 01/21/15 06:45PM

A woman's New Year's Eve was ruined when she narrowly missed the ferry to Vancouver and couldn't convince the station staff to let her board after the cutoff time. With her boat about to depart without her, she threw a tremendous, last-ditch temper tantrum that has rocked Canada's national sense of politeness and propriety to its core.

Don't Dress Like Hitler

Leah Finnegan · 01/21/15 05:30PM

Don't dress like Hitler. Even if you're Lutz Bachmann, the leader of an anti-immigration group in Germany, who resigned from his post today after the above shot of him from Facebook went viral. Just don't do it.

A Non Sports Fan's Guide to the Deflated-Ball Scandal Engulfing Football

Jordan Sargent · 01/21/15 04:51PM

Last weekend, this year’s Super Bowl matchup was decided when the Seattle Seahawks defeated the Green Bay Packers and the New England Patriots blew out the Indianapolis Colts. But instead of talking the Super Bowl, sports fans are obsessing over a hilarious controversy involving the Patriots deflating footballs.

Do You Know Where Georgia Governor Nathan Deal Is? Liar—No One Does

Kelly Conaboy · 01/21/15 02:10PM

Life is no fun without a bit of mystery. James Patterson knows it; Jeffrey Lieber, J.J. Abrams, and Damon Lindelof know it; and we can certainly assume Georgia Governor Nathan Deal—an aged man—knows it, too. Perhaps this is why he has disappeared.

How to Not Give a Shit: Making Art While Female

Dayna Evans · 01/21/15 01:20PM

"I feel very strongly about that: an alternative to the idea of women being a certain way." Janet Weiss, the drummer for Sleater-Kinney, was sitting on a leather green swivel chair three feet in front of me as she responded to a question from Broad City's Ilana Glazer about feminism. "The quiet, demure, soft-spoken sort of stereotype. The three of us get on stage and we really try to break that down and give people who feel differently than that a place to go and a place to express themselves."

Fleshlight Model Tours Factory, Meets Thousands of Copies of Her Vagina

Jay Hathaway · 01/21/15 01:00PM

The Czech model whose vagina is the basis for the popular Fleshlight sex toy paid a visit to a factory in Seville, Spain, to observe the process of turning part of her body into a mass-produced plastic tube that men around the world use to masturbate.