Saudi King Abdullah Dead at 90

Taylor Berman · 01/22/15 06:33PM

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has died at age 90, according to Saudi state TV. Abdullah, who reigned since August 2005, will reportedly be succeeded by his 79-year-old half brother, Crown Prince Salman.

How Should an Abortion Be?

Monica Heisey · 01/22/15 04:00PM

A pregnant woman I didn't know struck up a conversation with me at a party recently. We chatted amicably about the weather (bad), the Golden Globes (fine) and the food at the party (great) before the conversation turned—inevitably, it felt—towards birth (hers). She told me she was nervous but excited, that she could not stop Googling, and how glad she was to be out of the infamously uncomfortable first trimester. "I know what you mean," I said. "When I was pregnant I was so tired I could barely move." Her eyes brightened. "You've got kids?" "No."

Please Stop (With These Fashionable Dicks)

Jason Parham · 01/22/15 03:25PM

Rick Owens's new Fall/Winter line is all dick and no style. This morning, during his Paris runway show, the famed designer revealed his latest men's collection. Small penises made an appearance.

Flight Logs Put Clinton, Dershowitz on Pedophile Billionaire’s Sex Jet

Nick Bryant · 01/22/15 02:55PM

Bill Clinton took repeated trips on the " Lolita Express"—the private passenger jet owned by billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein—with an actress in softcore porn movies whose name appears in Epstein's address book under an entry for "massages," according to flight logbooks obtained by Gawker and published today for the first time. The logs also show that Clinton shared more than a dozen flights with a woman who federal prosecutors believe procured underage girls to sexually service Epstein and his friends and acted as a "potential co-conspirator" in his crimes.

Dayna Evans · 01/22/15 01:20PM

There's a really interesting article over at the New York Times Magazine that looks at the #nightshift and #graveyardshift tags on Instagram, where people who work overnight hours post selfies in solidarity with each other. "Sometimes it's in the form of a gag, a ridiculous pose; sometimes it's in the form of a gaze so steady that it seems to warm the fluorescent panels framing so many of these pictures." Good read.

Whose Rich Drunk Racist Wife Is This?

Sam Biddle · 01/22/15 11:35AM

Arlene's Grocery is a longstanding Manhattan music venue that hosts a variety of rock and punk acts from around the country. It's also the employer of a "Hawaiian Asian monster," according to this tipster-supplied voicemail from an extremely shitfaced patron with a very important husband.

Will Ferrell Invades NBA Game, Throws Ball in Cheerleader's Face

Jay Hathaway · 01/22/15 11:30AM

During halftime at last night's Lakers/Pelicans game in New Orleans, large, childlike adult Will Ferrell attempted a shot from half court and missed horribly, hitting a cheerleader in the head with the ball and knocking her over. While everyone surrounded the injured woman, Ferrell tried to take another shot and airballed it. He was then escorted from the stadium by security, with cameras rolling.