Reminder: Gawker is trying a new publishing system where post less often to the home page. Read about the change here. Happening elsewhere: Defamer Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson Are Either Beefing or Not Beefing, IDK | Internet The Man Who Singlehandedly Made 4chan Is Finally Quitting | Newsfeed Cannibal Cop Is Looking For Love From Someone "A Little Kinky ;)"
Gilberto "Cannibal Cop" Valle beat his conviction for conspiring to kidnap, rape, kill, and eat women last summer—and he's ready to get back into the dating scene. The New York Post found his apparent Match.com profile, in which the former NYPD officer seeks the loving companionship of a woman who is "non-judgmental" and "a little kinky ;)"
Houthi insurgents leading a crusade against the Yemeni government attacked and captured the presidential palace and residence in Sanaa on Tuesday, with president Abed Rabbo Mansour Hadi believed to be holed up in his home. The Zaydi Shiite group has said they do not intend to overthrow Hadi; to see their demands met, however, "all necessary measures will be open."
The University of Moncton in New Brunswick, Canada is famous for one thing: hot, hot students grabbing each other passionately in lustful embraces all over campus. Why can't the teachers "get with" that?
Caity: Someone at a New Year's Eve party told me they felt we had hit a melancholy streak in our Best Restaurants lately.
Wanna golf with Rob Lowe? That's great, he loves golf! But arghhh such bad timing—he quit golfing years ago. Which is so hard. Because he loves golfing. But he can't, you know, because of the bird.
Barack Obama delivered the State of the Union speech on Tuesday night. This is what you need to know:
Granted, we have not reviewed every State of the Union address in the history of this great nation, but we're gonna go ahead and say that this is the greatest burn in the history of the spectacle.
Middle class economics, ISIL (that's ISIS for you common folk), hackers and astronauts: here's what you missed in this year's State of the Union address.
A man who accidentally fell into the back of a dump truck reportedly survived the garbage ordeal by building himself a trash coffin.
Welcome, fans, to the first annual official mid-January liveblogging of an episode of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" that is currently (as of 9 p.m. Eastern time) airing on BBC America. If you want to play along at home, you can find BBC America on your local cable network here. Tonight's episode is "Chain of Command: Part II."
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If you got into a frontal collision with another car and afterward there was blood streaming down your face, you might leap out and start yelling HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY FUCKING FACE SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE RIGHT NOW I NEED PLASTIC SURGERY FUCKING HELL OBAMACARE. But in fair Canada, even injurious car accidents are pleasant and anodyne.
