After a brief scare over reports that Rupert Murdoch-owned rag The Sun was pulling out of the softcore porn biz, some good news: big British knockers will remain available to look at via newsprint.

A breaking Sun tweet is setting the record straight for the many Page 3 fans of Britannia, those noble men too creepy or unpresentable to even look at porn on a library computer:

Nice. I would love to stare at these breasts, printed on a newspaper, and eat a white bread and potato crisp sandwich in the pub. Three cheers for boobs, mate.

Good on ye, Nicole from Bournemouth. Also what is "EEKY BUM TIME," that sounds neat.