This guy decided to have a mini-concert in his car and headbanged just a bit too hard.

Sour contrarian and kittycat lover Andrea Peyser has one message to Conan O'Brien fans: Stop whining and go to bed. Right now! In today's New York Post column, the grumbly Leno fan issues late-night, free-wheelin' CocoNation a weary scolding:

The practice of journalism is full of knotty ethical questions best left to experts. Luckily, we have one: Former Star reporter turned Jon Gosselin flame and celeb boxing ref Kate Major. We need your thorny media dilemmas, for her expertise!

We've found at least two being mean to the actor, who wore a hat to last night's Golden Globes presumably to cover hair loss from treatment of his Hodgkin's lymphoma. Also, what did Bill Paxton have to say?

Many actors wore ribbons for Haiti and Mo'Nique dedicated her win to abuse victims everywhere. Kudos! We just wish everyone else had gotten the "Hollywood should take a back seat to tragedy" memo.

Scientologists have mobilized to seize on the promotional and recruitment opportunities presented by the horror going on in Haiti, and John Travolta has personally arranged to fly "volunteer ministers" to Haiti to inflict his junk science on victims there.

Jay Leno has become the most hated comedian in America. But he's not the only one! These comedians are also hated because they're unoriginal, obnoxious, and out of touch. But one theme ties them all together: they're not funny.

So those Golden Globes guesses we made? Um, not so accurate! As we watched Sandra Bullock collect an award and Downey Jr. sweep in there for a win last night, we started thinking: WTF does this mean for the Oscars?

Explosion blows off manhole covers and shuts subway stations in Brooklyn Heights. Don't panic.

Bill Hicks' pitch-black humor is sorely missed, especially now. Hicks regularly destroyed lame-man Jay Leno back in the day, including in this brutal clip from the period right after Leno took over The Tonight Show.

Very rich Hollywood conservative Dennis Hopper is reportedly on his death bed. So what is his final wish? A divorce from his liberal, younger wife so she won't be able to contest his will. Now that's love.

As it's Martin Luther King Day, it seems appropriate to showcase King on The Tonight Show during the Carson years.

Do you and your mate joust over who is the best environmental person? Have both you and your mate grown so holier-than-thou that you are unable to function in a capacity other than "scold?" Do you find that everyone seems to despise you, including your mate, and your parents, and total strangers who read about you in a NYT trend story? Then you just might be this couple:

Partly because a decent public servant turned out to be a shitty candidate and partly because the national media loves a "collapse of a frontrunner" narrative, there will perhaps be a Republican Senator from Massachusetts pretty soon.

Pee Wee Herman fans who aren't in Los Angeles, rejoice! Here's the first three minutes of the live show and good news— the gang's all here! The playhouse looks almost exactly as it did on the show.

If the rumors that Mo'Nique was demanding to be paid for her appearances to promote her movie Precious didn't seem plausible when they surfaced months ago, they certainly do now. Mo'nique talks crazy with Al Roker after the cut.

Last night's Big Love was all about how sad love is. Even when it's happy, it's sad. And when it's sad, it's really sad. Like [SPOILER] weeping at a backyard wedding for all the wrong reasons sad.

Today is officially the Most Depressing Day of the year. Thanks a lot, MLK!

If Glee won a Golden Globe for the first half of this season, what honors are adequate after Sue MF Sylvester sings "Vogue" on the all-Madonna episode? My gay heart just exploded. Awesome, dishy spoilers ahoy.