This sad puppet version of John Cusack's Lloyd Dobler hits the streets of New York, boombox in hand, and blasts Peter Gabriel's "In Your Eyes." Glad to know he never got over puppet Diane Court after all these years.

Ad Age has a fascinating story on how some online Pampers dead-enders have "jammed Pampers.com with negative reviews" about P&G's new super pee-absorbing diaper brand, imperiling the company's painstaking multimillion-dollar marketing campaign. Sample comment from a Pampers dissenter, below.

Samoan boys are 56 times likelier to go to the NFL than American boys. Rather than making it into a story, 60 Minutes could have solved this mystery in two words: They're huge.

This video comes from a series of prank wars between Amir and Streeter at CollegeHumor. In this installment, Amir convinces a skydiving company to provide a fake ripcord for Streeter.

Last night January Jones looked great and behaved well on camera, but behind the scenes she was extolling her admiration for Jersey Shore (love) and leaving an after party with Jeremy Piven (hate). What's the deal?

Harold Ford will leave Manhattan this week. The next stop on the would-be candidate's Listening Tour is not a 35th-floor hotel bar or legendary midtown restaurant. No—next up, Harold Ford, man of the people, is going to a castle!

Bear attacks are serious and one way to scare people straight is stop motion animation. It's the "safe" stylistic choice for this video; Michael Haneke is the only filmmaker "real" enough to film a staged murder by bear. Enjoy.

Number-talkin' scientists report that Americans can speak English and count to ten, but not at the same time. A study shows that our brains perceive the vowel sounds in "two" to represent something large, while the vowel sounds in "three" represent something small (in our brains, still). So people estimated that a $3 item marked down to $2.22 was actually more expensive than a $3 item marked down to $2.33.

In this retro clip from The Ben Stiller Show, a very young Judd Apatow does a spot-on impersonation of Leno. In it, he's trying out for The Tonight Show back in the days when it still belonged to Johnny Carson.

This cat hilariously slips around the transparent ice trying to catch the goldfish swimming under it.

George Leonard, former journalist, author, civil rights activist, fitness buff, and an honorary founder of the countercultural/ new-age mecca Esalen Institute, has died at 86. He generally lived as an uncompromised intellectual hippie superstar, so good for him. [NYT, Esalen]

With the huge success of Avatar—a movie starring blue people—a lot of fans want to look like those blue people. Most just paint their faces and look ridiculous. But one fan used Photoshop with impressive results.

[The 'Nine' actress at the Weinstein Bros. Golden Globes party; image via Bauer-Griffin]

This girl wouldn't think twice about taking on the boogeyman. She should probably work on her language, but her practical solution to the appearance of a monster overshadows any potty mouth.

This couple doesn't keep secrets, so when she found him doing another dude, she and her girlfriend just laughed. Also unashamed, a drunken actress and a star with a sex tape. If they won't keep it quiet, why should we?

Glen Bell, who founded Taco Bell in 1962, has died at the age of 86. He's at least the seventh fast food mogul to die at an extraordinarily old age in the past two years. Cause-effect? Deliciously circumstantial!

You crazy for this one, insurance salesmen! High school English teachers would point out that this is technically coincidence, not irony. They would agree, however, that it is 100% awesome.

At least two foreign reporters in China, including an AP television reporter, discovered that their GMail accounts have been hacked (by the government??). Oh, ChinaGuy69@aol.com was just not "professional" enough, right? You had to switch to Gmail. Fools. [NYT]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.