Caligula was a noble and beloved leader—until he went mad, and began wasting tremendous sums on useless extravagances as his people starved. Oprah's entire set is made of chocolate today.

Columbia Law student Julia Neyman is at the center of a building media frenzy over her blog stunt, to work out on free gym passes for a full year. Cue the requisite book deal in three... two...

Coming late to the Twitter world does not mean anything to Craig Ferguson. His Twitter jingle beats out all other jingles that have been tattooed onto our brains and surely the ones that have yet to be written.

On Easter! The cast of Fox's hit series about gay teens and the gay things they do will perform at the White House's annual Egg Roll. You know who Bush invited? The Jonas boys. In a handbasket, I tell you.

Tufts invited their applicants to submit videos of themselves and many did. We tuned in. Submitted for your approval are the handful of kids we would have been happy to hold our hair back in college.

Congratulations to webste84 for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, The Simpsons rewrite Black History Month, Kourtney Kardashian's eccentric birthing methods, the gross-out factor of brother/sister ice dancing teams, The Cleveland Show's catchy theme song, and Jay Leno's new promo gets a revamp featuring Radiohead's "Creep."

The TLC is introducing some newfangled way to share taxi cabs during rush hour. Clearly, we're going to have to come up with some sort of social contract to make these cheap rides bearable. Here is a good start.

ACORN is dead. Long live a bunch of unaffiliated local offices that do the stuff ACORN did but without the national lobbying arm that occasionally convinced lawmakers to do nice things for poor people. That'll teach them to humor a douchey college kid asking silly questions.

It would likely be full of tits and dicks. But mostly dicks. Lots and lots of dicks. And despite the non-stop pleading for tits, the dick-to-tits ratio remains alarmingly lopsided. This may be the first SFW Chatroulette video.

Betty White, beloved old lady of the moment, might be hosting Saturday Night Live, as fans have been clamoring for, just not by herself. It might be with a team of comediennes. Some folks don't like this idea. Really guys?

Rolling Stone, the 40-year-old music/culture magazine, doesn't have a website anymore. Jann Wenner must've let the domain expire while he was shredding all those Monkees Hall of Fame ballots. (Now we'll never know who the 14th-best guitarist ever was!) [Via]

What happens when a friend of Gawker.TV makes an appearance on MTV? We post it immediately. Diana Levine and her boyfriend Matt Workman shot Justin Combs for his sweet sixteen party—but not without some theatrics, first.

Last night's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition was just like all the others—except not all episodes include rock bands jamming with families that are die-hard fans. Well, Gene Simmons and company dropped by and did just that.

Last night's Undercover Boss was 7-11 CEO Joe DePinto. He "worked" with some really sweet, friendly-faced employees that any company would be more than thrilled to have. Question is: where the hell did they find these people?

The miracle of birth can be a beautiful, life-changing experience in so many ways. In the case of Kourtney Kardashian, however, things can take weird turns... like pulling her child out of her own vagina. WARNING: Not for the squeamish!

Today, a poorly constructed bike ramp revolts by flinging its builder into a lake. This actually could have been really disastrous and painful, but this video almost makes it look like fun!

In your fill-in Monday media column, journalistic panhandling fails, dick jokes meet the holy land and Anna Wintour gets the recognition she's been waiting so long for.

[And the gents' too, I suppose! That's Jon Hamm at the Vancouver airport today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

HBO premiered it's made-for-tv-version of Drunk History this weekend, and it got very mixed reviews. Is this an example of viral videos not translating well to the American Television audience? Here are clips from both—you be the judge!