During last night's very special Black History Month episode of The Simpsons we learned about their historical ties to the slave trade. More importantly, we learn about how/when it is appropriate to walk out of a movie.

The announced guests for Jay Leno's second show back at 11:35 are snowboarder/cannabis enthusiast Shaun White and television personality Sarah Palin. Which is a weird enough couch. But is the musical guest going to be Adam Lambert?

Just when we thought no one else wondered whether last night's coverage of Olympic Ice Dancing bordered on some Flowers in the Attic-type incest, Whoopi came, patted our heads, and said, "There, there. You're not alone. It is gross."

Stuart Emmrich is now overseeing the Thursday and Sunday Styles sections at the Times. Who is overseeing his wardrobe, which obviously doesn't include any V-neck undershirts? Probably not his fuddy-duddy predecessor Trip Gabriel. Someone needs a makeover!

Journalism training in Korea has all the hallmarks of a good reality show: Cub reporters must drink themselves silly, stay awake around the clock, sleep together, and stab one another in the back. It makes Columbia look like Coney Island.

We may have stopped watching this show seasons ago, but that doesn't mean we can't take a moment to recognize its ridiculous moments. Here we have Bree's attempts at seducing her husband—played by Kyle Mclaughlin—while in a wheelchair.

Our favorite lieutenant in CNN's citizen iReport army, gay porn star Collin O'Neal, sent the network a bunch of pictures from his working vacation in Australia. Which one did the editors put on their homepage today? Not this topless one!

The short answer is yes. The cheerful tune sounds and looks like it's straight out of a 70s sitcom and is so infectious that it will stay in your head for days. The show's introduction and lyrics after the cut!

In what looks like a scene from LOST, giant plumes of mist suddenly erupted into the flooded streets of Buenos Aires during a storm last Saturday. Don't worry, though, because it wasn't evil John Locke—just a train.

Wham! Bam! Bang! Slash. Squirt. Last night's episode of All My Mormons was a regular action movie, wasn't it? Well, part of it at least. The rest was your usual strange almost-sorta-melodrama.

The new New Yorker profile of Paul Krugman is great, and not just for the picture of the New York Times columnist holding his cat. It's also awesome for revealing Krugman as the wildest, effigy-burningiest economist with a Nobel Prize.

The new promo for Leno's Tonight Show is the same ad used for The Jay Leno Show, but with a different song. It's not only obnoxious, but lazy as well. The song used here rings a bit more true.

To help Americans learn to love the bank that just destroyed the nation of Greece, Goldman Sachs head Lloyd Blankfein is bringing in a media relations firm run by former Bush aide Dan Bartlett.

There was something that was just a bit... off about Bruce Willis' appearance on Good Morning America today. He was attempting to promote Cop Out, but it seemed like someone slipped a Xanax—or six, into his morning coffee.

For our second installment of Badass Grandmas, we bring you a 75-year-old Massachusetts woman who took the law into her own hands during her first hand account of a gas station robbery.

Is the CIA secretly training our own dogs to spy on us? Are aliens brainwashing Man's best friend? Or is it just a sound engineer with a dog whistle and a sense of humor?

As of September 1, when combat troops begin leaving Iraq, the war will be officially renamed from "Operation Iraqi Freedom" to "Operation New Dawn."

With an all-animal cast and its own psychedelic house band, Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp, was a strange Saturday morning kids' show experiment. Lance's espionage was about puns, antics, and overdubbing; an evolved approach to his jungle compatriots' poo throwing.

HBO's Horatio Alger tale for the hipster set is full of advice about how to become the big, rich, fabulous New York City success you always dreamed of. This week, discover why networking with models is awesome!

One can only assume this man is dressed as spiderman and doing yoga to attract attention. Spiderman has dealt with many enemies.. but none as device as pigeons.