Remember when Michael Richards said all that racist stuff at the Laugh Factory and then Jerry Seinfeld showed up on Letterman to give weight to Kramer's apology? Here instead of defending an offensive friend, he's championing The Marriage Ref.

A national panel of experts has recommended that the US should adopt uniform education standards for all public schools nationwide, rather than leaving it to the states to set the standards. Why, are the states doing something wrong?

American Commander-in-Chief Lindsey Graham has been keeping himself incredibly busy lately, tackling all the tough issues that the American people sent him to Washington to fix. Let's look at some of his efforts.

You might be. If you have not gotten laid in a while, and haven't really been trying, you could have sexual anorexia, an actual medical problem. This is what world famous celebrity rehabist Dr. Drew tells us this morning anyway.

Rusty the narcoleptic dachshund is always passing out when he's trying to do very important dog things, like eating clover flowers.

Smokey Bear sears his anti forest fire message into our brains with the most epic PSA twist ending of all time.

It's not for his wife, it's for the hired help. This actress quit a job to get away from a power couple and their "arrangement." A friendly duo is only partying together for the fame. Two's company, three's a party!

The latest catchphrase being tossed around on Wall Street: "Let me socialize that." Which means, "I'll discuss this with my colleagues and circle back to you," according to the WSJ. Hey also—suggestion—shut the fuck up. [Pic via]

A little boy confronted with the idea of Husband and Wife, Husband and Husband, and when to play ping pong does a lot of decision making very quickly.

As sure as the sun will rise, Gary Busey will act like a man possessed in front of a video camera. The erratic behavior and jerky facial tics are all just part of his very weird, terrifying charm.

Serving tapas. Tapas! In 2010! That's the news from Page Six this morning. A local restaurateur named Colbi Levy plans to reopen the shuttered Beatrice Inn as an olds-skewing feedbag. Meaning it'll be open until 1 or 2am, not 4.

Sex pervs are clamoring to "get a lick of the most vile substance ever fabricated," ejaculates Andrea Peyser in her sex column today. That substance: breast milk cheese. Andrea Peyser does not dream of suckling its tender surface, okay?

The holidays truly are a magical time. Families can bond, create magical memories, build deeper ties, and deeply emotionally scar one another for life.

[That's America's sweetheart Kate Gosselin going to dinner with her Dancing with the Stars friend in New York, after a seven hour hair appointment. After. Image via INF]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Democratic Rep. Patrick Kennedy totally reamed the national press corps as a bunch of "despicable" scandalmongers in a screamy speech on the House floor yesterday. The media sprang into action to prove him right.

You'll be able to bet, and trade, on the domestic box office of upcoming movies from next month, when a subsidiary of financial firm Cantor Fitzgerald will open an online futures site.

The former head of Britain's intelligence service says that the three-headed monster known as Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld fetishized, and were inspired by, Jack Bauer's torture techniques.

Wracked with guilt after a nine-month affair with a student, a 33-year-old LA teacher walked into police headquarters and confessed. The married mother of three now faces seven years in jail.

A Pittsburgh woman was away when repo men invaded her not-foreclosed home and "stopped utility services, cut water lines and electrical wiring, damaged flooring and finishings, poured antifreeze into sinks and toilets," and stole her parrot.