PaidContent says that the 14-city Gothamist network of blogs has been sold to Cablevision-owned Rainbow Media for $5-6 million. Founder Jake Dobkin can now talk trash about the New York Times from atop a solid gold fixie bike.

[Respected black musician Justin Bieber arriving at the BET television studios today; portrait via Splash]

Aziz Ansari will host the 2010 MTV Movie Awards, The Onion gets its own TV show, NBC won't let Conan appear on Idol Gives Back and LeVar Burton promises new episodes of Reading Rainbow.

Don't worry: Recession or not, insane Super Sweet 16 parties aren't going anywhere. Whew.

There must be something about Harvey Levin's schtick that draws people in enough to want to emulate him because on last night's Family Guy, Peter decides that he can make a living by shoving a camera in people's faces.

The new Discovery Channel nature documentary started last night and it was pretty awesome. Still there were a few annoying things about it—from animal carnage to Oprah's voice—that it really needs to improve.

There are people who are genuinely interested in healthcare reform and politics... and then there are those of us who are just watching live broadcasts to find the slip-ups. This clip from Obama's speech is the more-so the latter.

This should come as no surprise to those of you versed in live blogs and whatnot, but it is still a little scary! A new study shows a 35% increase in simultaneous television and computer usage since 2008.

The Way We Live Now: Treadin' on a treadmill made of sand. Since we're ex-cons and can't get jobs we got foreclosed on and moved from the shelter into mom's place, but we're still to poor to get divorced. MEH.

Once the GOP is done "firing" Speaker Nancy Pelosi (in 23 hours), Michele Bachmann will repeal health care reform with this one-page bill. Anything to rile up the rubes. Romney's probable 2012 platform: magically making the scary future go away!

Today at Gawker.TV, Rod Blagojevich gets mistaken for Donny Osmond on Celebrity Apprentice, Kirstie Alley's show reveals her love of the Wii, The Simpsons goes soft, and Cleveland's cast ventures to our fair city and drops by Saturday Night Live.

Oops! We stumped everyone with today's Freeze Frame challenge. Click through for the answer.

Jackie, everyone's favorite nurse, and Tara, the multiple-personality mom—are back with all-new seasons. Don't miss Nurse Jackie and United States of Tara™ tonight at 10 and 10:30 PM ET/PT—only on Showtime® and Showtime HD®.

Good Day New York isn't known for its expert reporting and their technical difficulties do seem to happen frequently. Congressman Jerrold Nadler's (Democrat, NY) extremely bored-looking face waiting for his interview may reveal his true feelings on his upcoming appearance.

First MGMT, then Anthony Bourdain, then Weezer and now: Of Montreal. The Athens, Georgia indie-rock group guest starred with the cartoon cast of every hipster parent's favorite kid's show and performed a song about what to eat when you're sick.

In your munificent Monday media column: W's new editor selection appears to be at hand, Howie Kurtz writes something decent, a WSJ prediction comes (roughly) true, and low morale at ABC News.

Everyone has felt out of place at one time or another. While it sucks in real life, it's hilarious on TV. Foreigners are comedy gold. Their accents, crazy dress and wild customs crack up audiences and raise ratings.

Eric Schmidt hates camping. Which is why, when Steve Jobs broke up with him, Google's CEO was at a payphone on a lonesome desert road, 45 minutes from Burning Man, with only his mistress Kate Bohner near his side.

This German solider is almost ready for the front line. He's got his grass-covered hat, a well-appointed foxhole, and a cache of smoke bombs. He just has to make sure bombs don't bounce back and explode on his own turf.

The photo below shows Google CEO Eric Schmidt and his then-mistress Kate Bohner at Burning Man in 2007. The set contains what we believe to be the first published picture of Schmidt with one of his mistresses.