Giant, bespectacled baby Randy Neugebauer, a freakishly huge, red-faced infant who is also a congressman from Texas, admitted to shouting "baby-killer" on the floor of the House last night.

The likable, coltish actress has just won an Oscar but all anyone can talk about is hissy Jesse James gossip. So let's take a moment to discuss not her marital woes, but how she can keep the career buzz going.

Watch as several thousand pounds of black powder explode in ultra slow motion, revealing the otherwise invisible shockwave.

The Naomi Campbell Contrition Tour 2010 continues with an interview in The Mail on Sunday's Live magazine where she says she has grown up and learned her lesson about punching the help. Sure you have, lady. Sure you have.

When Bart's given mouth-to-mouth by his new love interest, the show fades into a montage of romantic scenes in both film and TV. It includes everything from the "Spiderman kiss" to WALL-E. Who knew The Simpsons had a soft side?

The thoroughly unwarranted level of interest in finding word to replace "hipster" has reached a fever pitch! We gave you 20 options to choose from. The top five vote-getters are below. This vote will determine everything. So, vote.

If you're looking for a good newspaper job, kids, try arguing for the most ethically indefensible thing you can possibly think of using faulty logic, blatant falsehoods, and flagrant omissions. It worked for Bush speechwriter and torture-lover Marc Thiessen!

We don't know much about this picture of a heap of manure left in the vestibule of the Chase branch at 10th Street and Second Ave, but it's a pretty awesome protest against shitty three-dollar ATM fees. [Description Without Place]

This week our Gawker.TV Tumblr blew up to 909 followers (up 23%), we reached a Facebook landmark 419 fans (up 8%) and Twitter topped a new millennium to 2130 followers (up 13%)!

Raccoon Willie, destroyer of kitchens, has struck again. This time he's gone after his poor owner's bathroom. I'm sure he'd be in more trouble if he weren't so adorable.

The Association of American Publishers just released their January sales figures and, predictably, fewer people want books. Adult hardcovers were hit pretty hard, dropping 8.1% from '09. Also drastically down were YA fiction hardcovers and paperbacks. No new Twilight? [Galleycat]

During Friday's episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher and his panel discussed a variety of current events. Towards the end of the segment, Maher delivered some devastating (and hilarious) remarks about John Edwards and his affair.

As a self-respecting male of the species I have never felt the need to read Cosmopolitan, a magazine that women in 100+ countries impulsively purchase at supermarkets, or whatever passes for supermarkets in the developing world.

This is a lesson that the women of the world have known for a long time, but thanks to HBO's Horatio Alger story for hipsters, men might get hip to it, too. Oh, what a cruel world that will be!

The cameo is one of television's oldest tricks to drum-up interest for a show. But not all cameos are created equal. Inside, a list of the kinds of cameos, why they exist, and just how effective they are.

Starbucks Sumatra blend: "It's about the most adventurous thing you can do and still be at work by 9 a.m." Don't forget the cyanide. [Copyranter]

Barack Obama will sign the health care bill this week. But then there's more voting to be done, on the reconciliation package! And this voting will be done in the Senate, which takes its goddamn time. Then: the lawsuits!

The fact that Cleveland and Roberta had never taken a real honeymoon brings the gang of The Cleveland Show to the Big Apple. The gang happens upon a slew of mishaps and adventures that culminate in a stop at SNL!

It's 1993 and you're the manager of a baseball team that's in a slump. How do you react to the reporters who ask time and time again why you suck so badly? By having a press conference meltdown.

For those obsessively tracking the distribution of beats at the New York Times, this memo went out this morning: