Pope Benedict is implicated in the cover-up of 200 deaf Wisconsin boys' molestations.

Heidi Klum's legs. America Ferrera's pearly whites. David Beckham's precious limbs. Jennifer Lopez's aging ass. David Lee Roth's semen. (Seriously.) A list of 15 of the weirdest insurance policies ever created after the jump.

Masturbatory fantasy football team Miami Caliente's quarterback and best receiver are on probation for wearing shoulder pads over their satin lingerie uniforms on a local magazine's cover. Unauthorized clothing constitutes a breach of contract. [NewTimes via BullfightsOnAcid]

Following the jumping death of a student—Cornell's sixth suicide in as many months—the university has erected new seven-foot anti-suicide barriers over its highest gorge-crossing bridge. [IvyGate, Related]

A surprising tale from the National Enquirer: "A group of gay inmates known as 'The Girls'" have taken to treating O.J. Simpson "like a king." The Juice "may be a pariah on the outside, but in prison, he's still somebody."

The air was moist with sexual tension (and sea salt) on tonight's Survivor. As Amanda confronted James about taking too many bananas, their discussion went in a decidedly flirty direction. Something tells us those aren't just friendly smiles.

The male brain's "sexual pursuit area" is 2.5x larger than a female's. CNN Special Correspondent Dr. Louann Brizendine uses metaphors like "if testosterone were beer," and "men look at attractive women the way we look at pretty butterflies," to explain.

Everyone knows that Tina Fey is a fan of her four-year-old daughter, Alice. After Fey's interview with David Letterman on tonight's Late Show, however, it makes sense: Alice seems like one funny little girl. Like mother, like daughter? Video inside.

After a quarter century on the air, At the Movies has been canceled.

Recently, television has been pretty good about showing realistic gay characters, but then sometimes we are thrown a curveball. With exaggerated facial expressions and a prominent lisp, The Middle's Brad is that curveball.

Earlier this week, we outlined the 10 types of television cameos. Right on cue, here's Sheryl Crow gracing us with a guest spot on Cougar Town. Video inside.

Susan Sarandon's (rumored!) boytoy and (actual!) business partner, Jonathan Bricklin, is shopping around a reality TV show based around SPiN, the weird upscale ping pong club the two are partners in along with the prince of Madagascar.

You know James Franco is an actor. Maybe you know he is a subversive performance artist. But did you know he is a published fiction writer? Now he is! He just had his first short story published in Esquire.

Just like a Henry James novel, Tinsley Mortimer isn't above using the help to get info on her ex. In this High Society clip, she cuts right to it, then points out where she keeps the mop in her apartment.

Larry King and Snoop Dogg, ready for the HOV lane. (via the Larbear's twitter.)

Last night's American Idol contained some of the worst performances in the show's history. And with "mentors" like Miley Cyrus—who just butchered her performance of "When I Look At You"—it's not hard to see why. Video inside.

Usually on network shows, the character with a learning disability or some form of autism is the character around whom painful personal anguish revolves (Parenthood) or is full of quirky lines (Community). Not so with Modern Family.

It is well known that you can email Steve Jobs at sjobs@apple.com. It is less well-known that he sometimes responds. He has been doing this a lot lately. Come on, everybody, let's email Steve Jobs!

Democrats reject amendment that would have barred insurance exchanges from buying Viagra for sex offenders

Apparently the American vernacular has an obsession with fecal matter. In this clip, Gerry Bednob describes his observations of the ridiculous usage of shit.