"Hacker Croll," the hacker who leaked a bunch of not-so-sexxxy internal Twitter documents to TechCrunch, has been arrested in France. If Croll had leaked those documents to us, we'd totally fly over and bust him out. Too bad. [Business Insider]

Joey Lucas plotted a return to TV; Jennifer 8. Lee spotted a trend; and Roger Ebert issued a cinematic fatwa. The Twitterati were up to their old tricks.

Amy Sedaris is guest starring on The Middle, South Park's making reading fun again with "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" (This book needs to happen for real), and Phil will surely ruin the kids' school projects. Lots to discuss tonight!

[Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Pakistani Foreign Minister Makhdoom Shah Mehmood Qureshi practically need to get a room as this series of photos, taken at a press briefing at the Department of State today, attests. Image via Getty]

Look: Someone invented a radio ad that can dial your phone for you, by transmitting "DTMF" tones to your FM receiver. Since the hardest part of making a call is, you know, pushing the buttons. Video after the jump.

Jim Cramer took a break from picking stocks at the top his lungs while playing sound effects to share his set with a tortoise today. Why did he do this, you ask? Good question!

TONIGHT: Sheryl Crow drops by Cougar Town, Survivor moves from Thursday to tonight (with a double elimination), Amy Sedaris stops by The Middle, Ugly Betty gets her braces off, and the South Park gang write their own book.

Set aside for a moment the debate over whether Aol is a freelancer sweatshop. The real problem at the internet company is naive editors. Or at least, that's what the guy in charge of Aol says.

Today we looked at how Tom Shales, Washington Post television critic and defender of Israel, doesn't approve of Christiane Amanpour, partly because of her awful hair. One commenter offered a gentle rebuttal.

You might have heard already by JWOWW and Ronnie from Jersey Shore are writing a book about how to be a guido. Sorry, kids, but we beat you to the punch. Advice ahoy!

This YouTube user (her name is "booksonmyhead" - she's serious) does all the aforementioned at once. You are the most talented girl on the Internet. Marry me?

Are you aware that we are currently living through "one of the most amazing and momentous weeks in the life of Arthur Kade in 'The Biz?'" Indeed. First, he got his own t-shirt made. Then he got a free ride!

Michelle Obama took the kids to Grimaldi's in Brooklyn today. Outrageous! Everyone knows the crust at Di Fara is better—why won't you listen to the people? (Also the people demand you tell us how Tottono's is since they reopened.)

Goldman Sachs Sued for Discriminating Against Working Moms

The crooner, divorcer, and out of control stunt driver recently bought a $3.3m place right on our block. Beware, colleagues! Beware passersby and Public diners! Vroom vroom could soon be the sound of your doom. [NYM]

Zach Braff says that Scrubs is dead, Will Forte's "Boner Ghost" prank, Conan & Fox get closer and closer to a deal, Michael Emerson can take a punch, and The Ricky Gervais Show gets renewed for another season.

[Karl Lagerfeld holds a seance before going grave-robbing in downtown Manhattan today; image via Splash]

Back when Patti LaBelle hacked out her gum on The Wendy Williams Show, it seemed like a freak occurrence. Now it appears Wendy Williams' gum will stop at nothing to leap from the mouths of it's celebrity chewers.

For the second day in a row, Senate Republicans decided to quit working at 2 p.m., because they are really cranky. And also Senate rules allow people to shut it down unilaterally, at 2 p.m..

Hollywood blog impresaria Nikki Finke is infallible, because she rewrites her copy to suit the facts as they emerge. It's a neat trick. Today we can prove that she also spikes comments that dispute her site's reporting.