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Having lived his whole life with his father incarcerated, True Life's Austin is understandably excited and worried when he hears of an early parole. Both are unsure as father and son, their relationship hitherto limited to letter-writing and visiting hours.

We were too busy eating a whole bag of Robin Eggs last night to bother watching the finale of Kell on Earth. Luckily our fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there for all the action, and lived to tell the tale.

Eric Schmidt's email habits are bizarre, considering his job: The CEO of Google and ultimate overlord of email-hoarding service Gmail deletes every email he receives, unless he's specifically asked to do otherwise. And that's not his only strange habit.

It's Spring Break at CRU and it's time for the Senior class to start planning their lives. Ashley finds a job being stylish, Rebecca and Evan start anew, and Casey decides it's off to Law School—without Cappie.

In your soggy Tuesday media column: debating the Hot List, photographers are in trouble, Martha Stewart's voracious appetite is coming to peer into your household, and alt-weeklies are back in style.

On last night's slightly depressing episode of America's favorite gay flea market, the girls were tasked with their most difficult challenge yet: making old people look somehow like normal, likable humans. It was a doozy!

Joel Mchale stopped by The Late Late Show last night and of course the conversation quickly turned to robots. In this clip he speaks about the usefulness of a new mechanical Community character.

Steve Jobs handles public encounters with a mixture of brazenness and celebrity caution, according to people who sent us stories about their run-ins with the Apple CEO. Read their tales—and send us yours—below.

In the spirit of journalistic heroism, WSJ has sent their team to report on the world's most imposing sandwich, "the Horseshoe." Then they made that sandwich a burrito and deep fried it, and the rest is history. Tasty, tasty history.

Scared of getting Alzheimer's? Just guzzle some "relaxation drink," eat a "horseshoe sandwich," and wobble on the Wii. You'll forget all about it. It's time for your daily health watch, where we watch your health—dangerously!

In real life, fat guys never get the girl. Duh. But real life be damned! In TV land, anything is possible...including being a fat slob and still having a sexy and sometimes submissive wife. These are those lucky men.

Glenn Beck is writing a novel. It's about a group called "the Founders Keepers" starting a civil war. In a classic Beckian touch, he's given it a title designed to enrage smart people who find him repellent: The Overton Window.

This week's episode saw a fancy fashion show, a drugged young thing in serious need of help, a couple struggling to get out of their rut and back into the groove, and lots and lots of hookers.

Last night on No Reservations, Anthony Bourdain traveled back to the country that seems to have enchanted him the most: Vietnam. Not surprisingly, his tour of the Central Highlands showcased some seriously bizarre eats and a revolting style of booze.

As media jobs grow ever scarcer, the chance that you'll ever behold the inner sanctum of a newspaper or magazine grows slimmer. Until now. We are here, dear readers, to expose media bathrooms far and wide. With your help.

Today, illicit DJs spend their time worrying about transporting equipment and discovering the new Dizzee, VBS and an elderly gentleman explain that in olden times pirate radio was all about groupies, appendicitis, and keeping bodies from washing ashore in Spain.

Kevin Federline discussed his relationships with Britney Spears and his ex-wife, baby momma, and current Celebrity Fit Club contestant, Shar Jackson on The Bonnie Hunt Show. Apparently he still loves both ladies and didn't let the tabloids get him down.

Les Singer's life-changing Hawkpanther system works to whittle away any trace of human emotion and vulnerability to unleash the inner alpha=animal. The Hawkpanther has no morals—all women are available when "honor is just another word for loneliness".

A bro returns from a real chill trip to discover something not so chill - his fellow bros painted his room pink! Don't act so mad, dude - you know you have plenty of pink shirts to match those walls.