Human potato Andrew Giuliani, estranged son of America's Mayor Rudy, sued Duke university for kicking him off the golf team. Sad news, patriots: his lawsuit has been dismissed.

There are countless seminars, books and websites dedicated to making men masters of seduction. But what about women who lack the confidence to pick up a guy? Apparently, it's as easy as ditching your panties.

Are you ever on Twitter or Facebook and thinking to yourself, "I wish I was on Gawker"? Well don't click away, because we are actually on Facebook and Twitter. Magic, huh? A couple of things about how it works:

Wanna see The Real Face of Jesus? You can starting tonight on the History Channel which used 3D technology to recreate the image from the Shroud of Turin. This is bullshit in so many different ways.

The Way We Live Now: Staunchly homeless. Some of us try to deny it; some of us try to hide it; but all of us are homeless, or nearly homeless, or one state budget cut from becoming homeless. It's trendy.

This panda furiously attacks the tree branch that wronged it. Aww, panda, you are even adorable when you are angry.

The iPad looks futuristic, but in some ways it keeps old media rooted in the past. Condé Nast, for example, will offer some magazine content on the Apple tablet before its release on the open Web.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert wants to breed the elderly, Law & Order's version of Balloon Boy, an Army Engineer fakes it though Good Day New York's levee demonstration, and a time-line of fat guys with hot television wives.

Looks like we stumped everyone on today's Freeze Frame. We promise that tomorrow's will be easier! Click through for the answer.

TV weathermen don't believe the real scientists who believe in climate change, the New York Times reports (a few months after CJR also reported this odd fact).

We don't know what kind of sick mind decided to make a dance remix out of a compilation of women (and one dude) getting waxed, but it's pretty entertaining. Seriously, these people are troopers, we'd be crying like babies.

Using four iPhone apps, a girl performed a pretty impeccable 'Poker Face'. As technically impressive as this is for the first minute or so, prepare yourself to be bombarded with the cutest one minute and fifty-eight seconds of your life.

On the season finale of Kell on Earth, Kelly Cutrone's assistants bent over backwards to shock her with a surprise party. The most shocking part of it, however, is undoubtedly these beastly shoes.

Check out this hilarious remake of a classic Glengarry Glen Ross scene, feature Li'l Alec Baldwin. What's third prize? "Third prize is you're fired."

The Miami New Times says it's uncovered no fewer than 16(!) new instances of plagiarism by former Daily Beast reporter, serial plagiarist, and self-described thieving cocksucker Gerald Posner. This guy! It's always the thieving cocksuckers you have to watch.

Palladium boots are gorgeous, rugged, and made to be worn year-round. Hell, they were the boots of the French Foreign Legion. So Palladium sent fans out to do some exploring. Trailer for the all-new Palladium Boots Explorers London Pirate Radio excursion after the jump!

A Filipino drag queen has reached immediate, world-wide fame after producing 100% convincing horse-noises on Phillipines Got Talent. Watch for the commentary at the end, mainly in Tagalog, which proves that this terrifying talent breaks all language barriers.

In what was either a conspiracy of tow truck companies, academic Maoists, and ACORN or a hilarious frat prank, 53 cars were towed from a University of Central Florida parking lot while their owners were enjoying a Glenn Beck show.

On last night's show RuPaul challenged the contestants to make over a drag "mother" to perform with. Once they are alone though, these ladies show a certain lack of respect for their elders.

The worst part? He doesn't know how to work his windshield wipers.