Sources say the star has made up her mind. Lindsay Lohan nonsensically addresses her white powder accident. Mischa Barton barfs. Levi Johnston is back for more. Michael Jackson wasn't dead at the hospital. Tuesday's gossip is alive. It's alive!

Supermarket owner Ron Burkle and Bill Clinton were friends. They flew around on Burkle's private jet and made each other lots and lots of money. Now they have broken up, and they are not friends. And Burkle owes Bill money!

Chuck finally confessed his love for Sarah, saying "I feel like I've been bottling this up forever. I love you." But like any true Spy Drama, their happy bubble burst when Chuck discovers Sarah's on a mission that could end her life.

The US government boldly protected kids recently by banning "flavored" cigarettes. Menthol, of course, is not a "flavor." So now an FDA scientific advisory panel is convening to study this menthol issue more closely. An impartial panel, okay?

Deputy NYC mayor Ed Skyler, Bloomberg's top aide, is leaving his job (for money).

Howcast is back with a neat recession money saving tip. How come making your own soda never caught on like making your own beer or bathtub mint juleps?

Wealthy developer Robert Brot is suing Lindsey DeLeon for more than $100k, charging that the younger woman took advantage of his love, ripped him off, and became a prostitute. But! Lindsey says Brot was her pimp. Plus: Hot new pixxx!

Imagine getting ready in the morning while balancing a cat on your head, its tail only millimeters away from your mouth as you brush your teeth. According to this video, that's what this woman has to deal with. She secretly likes it.

John O'Connor of the US Army Corps of Engineers visited Good Day New York this morning to talk levee construction. If you'll recall, the Corps was responsible for the catastrophic failures of many levees in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina.

Well, at least Jon Heder will no longer be on a TV show. Also today: new pilot roles from an old friend in the military and that stoner guy, a zombie series gets our hearts aflutter, and theater news.

If I told you there was a wonderful site that had a ridiculous amount of campy old videos from the 80s and 90s just begging for your perusal, you'd probably say "Well of course. That's YouTube. Where have you been?"

Between the blow and the internet, he spends all his time in a trailer alone. This star is trying to help a parent out of addiction. This last actress is only addicted to vanity, a difficult vice to kick.

I never know if those kids that are on television shows are trained because their answers are so awesome. This kid is a natural. Not only does he have 3 girlfriends, they're all older than him and one's 30!

Last night, Stephen revealed that hundreds of vultures had taken to hanging around a retirement community. To ensure the survival of The Olds, Stephen has captured two and is attempting to breed them so that they will birth more seniors.

Growing up with siblings is a good way to learn, early in life, that there's always going to be someone there to mess with you when you least expect it.

[That is indeed a solemn looking Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler at that movie's premiere in Berlin; image via Splash]

A new Amnesty International report says China was far and away the world leader in executions last year, followed by Iran, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, and then the USA, with a measly 52 state murders. Europe had zero, though. Nerds. [Pic]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

The Canadian author set up a Twitter account to promote a book, and now totally loves the OMG's and LMAO's. She quickly gained thousands of "Twitterpals," one of whom said to her, "I love it when old ladies blog."

McDonald's has opened a university in Shanghai to train a new generation of Chinese in the science of encouraging people to eat shitty food. Hamburger U's dean hopes the new campus will be the "Harvard for our industry." [AP]