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Was it Sandy or was it Jesse? Or were they just getting rid of a couch? Maybe it's because Jesse got a mistress pregnant. Peaches Geldof goes "glassy-eyed," Ivanka's stalker used to stalk Tucker Max. Saturday gossip is moving on.

Hanna-Barbera's family of the future have had many incarnations through the years. In this semi-classic 1985 episode George wins a sweepstakes that turns the middle class galactic suburbanites into the wealthiest family around!

This week, Jamie moves his food train of redemption to a local high school. Will the students eat anything besides pizza? Also, he gets some students to secretly prepare a gourmet meal for local leaders.

So you've decided not to go boozing on a beautiful Friday. Smart move, all that alcohol is bad for you and TV is great for you. There must be something worth watching on.

Last night, the Port Authority was flooded with the finest, most enthusiastic bowlers in NYC media. Gawker, Men's Journal, GQ, Cosmo and Maxim played amid beer towers, hand-sanitizer, and festering rivalries til the sun came up/the nachos ran out.

[Justin Meltzer tries to get some work done while waiting in line at the Fifth Avenue Apple store to be one of the first to buy an iPad tomorrow. What a way to spend a beautiful day! Image via Getty]

Relive the week that was on your Magical Giant iPod while waiting at the impound lot for ACORN to return your towed non-Subaru car.

Today's Week in Video features an adorable iPhone-based Lady Gaga cover, matza-themed music videos, hilarious pranks, and a smattering of other great videos we've found in the last week.
As always, tell us what you think, in the comments.

There is apparently no one left in the world that likes Tiger Woods. Even his kindergarten teacher is outraged at (allegedly) false tales he's been telling of racism on his first day in her class. She wants an apology.

Here's a story to ruin this gorgeous Friday evening. A Florida man convicted of scamming restaurants out of milkshakes and beef jerky (seriously) just dodged prison time because he is too fat. Only in America. But especially in Florida. [DailyMail]

Clash of the Titans is finally open! But friends and reviewers told me that the 3D version is a rip off. But what about the "regular" version? Well, I might check it out if it had a better name.

Today we put on our hilarious black people clothes and looked at American hero James O'Keefe's valiant quest against the wicked criminal trolls at ACORN. One commenter succinctly summed up what one feels when gazing upon his heroic visage.

Charlie Sheen wants to leave Two and a Half Men, Anna Paquin outed herself, George Lopez can burn his own wax effigy, and the aged king of the once glorious Aaron Spelling TV empire passed away. So falls the crown!

But why, you ask: "The change in policy... is aimed in part at clueing the government in on how many pilots suffer from a disease whose symptoms can include thoughts of suicide, FAA officials said." [AP]

Welcome to our #tips list, where readers tell us things to be told. Today, we discover that women have sex, sexy army gays still can't be, and Sarah Palin is NSFW, if you have the wonder of imagination.

Some people really think you should buy an iPad. Others really think you shouldn't. Some people think it will save magazines. Others think it will not. We would like to point out that it's just a computer.

CNN's Erick Erickson said that if a Census worker comes to his house, he'll get his wife's shotgun "and see how that little ACS twerp likes being scared at the door." Then on his blog he whined about being "misconstrued."

Amateur Video Captures Riot Outside London American Apparel Store

This is ironic! American Apparel, the Cain to Dov Charney's Serpent (if we're to believe the Jewish version), just held a "rummage sale"—where items are sold on the street at a discount—in London. It caused a riot, naturally.