Fat Food Thief Too Fat to Go to Prison 18.72K Richard Lawson 04/02/10 04:39PM Filed to: Disasters Disasters Obesity Prison Florida Beef jerky and milkshakes Holy christ Here's a story to ruin this gorgeous Friday evening. A Florida man convicted of scamming restaurants out of milkshakes and beef jerky (seriously) just dodged prison time because he is too fat. Only in America. But especially in Florida. [DailyMail]