This video of two literally and figuratively attached otters at a Vancouver zoo is beyond adorable. Apparently otters have the most laidback lifestyle of all time.

All coonskin caps. All the time. You Hipster FoHo enthusiasts sure know the way to our hearts. Plus one commenter is kind of a crybaby, but we like it that way.

Tonight is the premiere of CBS' new drama Miami Medical. If you haven't figured it out already, it's about medical people in Miami. Can't we give the doctors a rest? There are unexplored jobs that are fertile ground for television.

Today's Martha Stewart Show was all about chickens. These two specimens aren't your usual chicks, though—in fact, they look more like some nightmarish version of Diana Ross than your everyday hen with those coiffures.

Congratulations to our very own Anderson Evans for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Forsythe, who played the quintessential '80s role as Blake Carrington on Dynasty and provided the voice of Charlie on Charlie's Angels died today after a struggle with cancer. He was 92. [Getty]

On last night's episode an old friendship finally completely ground to a halt and exploded. It was inevitable, but still stung to watch. Also happening: a fashion shoot, an embarrassing interview, and a sad day for Crazy Eyes.

At HuffPo, you can't compare Glenn Beck to anti-Tutsi propagandists, but Deepak Chopra's still ok.

Andy Cohen has his own talk show called Watch What Happens Live in which he tricks celebrities into gabbing about all things Bravo. Rashida Jones stopped by last night to delight us with her deft impersonations of Ramona and Kelly.

Gays, the media, free love—about the only thing Catholics have not yet blamed for the Catholic Church's child abuse and the resulting cover up is the pressures of golf. Here's a roundup of the scapegoats so far.

Today Maury focused on making over 14 year old girls who dress too sexily. Watch in horror, but be prepared to meet some pretty flawless logic.

In your proxy Friday media column: MSNBC's David Shuster shot a pilot for CNN, Barack Obama demands (metaphorical!) oral sex from reporters, Smithsonian magazine stiffs a war-damaged correspondent, and losing just $80 million means you're Publisher of the Year.

As punishment for returning to the Sober House past curfew, our marginally famous recovering addicts were asked to write a 150 word essay about their recovery. Total shocker: this opportunity for growth and reflection was immediately squandered.

Kat Von D, always on the cultural cutting edge (she's just sooooo edgy), learned of a morbid phenomenon taking place right in her L.A. Ink backyard. A client asking for a "Death Hag" tattoo explained the dead celebrity hunting tradition.

Magazines that spring to life with video. Gorgeous, instantly-updated newspapers. Custom-tailored broadcasts. The iPad could revolutionize news along these lines, which helps explain why it makes people so giddy. The new era begins with these nine news apps.

Kal Penn, famous movie drug-smoker, is leaving the Obama administration. Penn quit the television show House to be the White House "associate director of public engagement." (There is a new Harold and Kumar movie due this Christmas.)

On last night's Important Things with Demetri Martin, we went deep into the woods to study the phenomenon that is "Gayfoot". Most people find out about it by googling "gay" and "foot".

The right-wing zealots were forced to release their unedited ACORN pimp tapes to California Attorney General Jerry Brown. Brown found that O'Keefe had never claimed to be a pimp, and that the editing was creative to the point of dishonesty.

Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to foster young talent. The delusion it won't quit your silly show willy nilly. The vision to bring back a favorite. The delusion he shouldn't have been there all along.